{"id":13755,"date":"2014-04-10T10:08:02","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T23:08:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/?p=13755"},"modified":"2014-04-10T10:08:02","modified_gmt":"2014-04-09T23:08:02","slug":"it-came-from-a-big-blue-hole-in-the-sea-poseidon-rex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2014\/04\/10\/it-came-from-a-big-blue-hole-in-the-sea-poseidon-rex\/","title":{"rendered":"It Came From &#8230; A Big Blue Hole in the Sea: Poseidon Rex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Poseidon Rex<\/strong> (US-2013; dir. Mark L. Lester) is, without a doubt, a B-monster pic, SyFy-style. That&#8217;s not necessarily bad. &#8220;B-movie&#8221; is not synonymous with &#8220;bad movie&#8221;. &#8220;Low budget movie&#8221;, yes. Generally formulaic? Sure. But they can be fun if you are able to adjust your expectations according the dollars available.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/poseidon-rex-poster.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13756\" alt=\"poseidon-rex-poster\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/poseidon-rex-poster.jpg\" width=\"980\" height=\"652\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/poseidon-rex-poster.jpg 980w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/poseidon-rex-poster-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 980px) 100vw, 980px\" \/><\/a><strong>Synopsis<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A small, secluded island off the coast of Belize suddenly finds itself terrorized by a deadly predator from the planet\u2019s distant past, when deep-sea divers accidentally awaken an ancient evil. Jackson Slate and his team of underwater cave explorers unearth much more than long-lost Mayan treasure while plumbing the depths of a world famous blue hole. They disturb a creature that\u2019s been hibernating for over 60,000 years\u2014a rampaging behemoth of death and destruction not only at sea but also on land.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Unlikely. Dodgy FX. Stereotypical characters. But I&#8217;ll give it a go. I like the look of the trailer. I can lower my expectations enough &#8212; and who knows? It might surprise me. After all, its director, Mark L. Lester, has made some half-decent exploitation flicks in the past &#8212; <em>Firestarter<\/em> (1984), <em>Commando<\/em> (1985), the robotic teacher movie <em>Class of 1999<\/em> (1990), <em>Misbegotten<\/em> (1998). Apparently <em>Poseidon Rex<\/em> is even getting a US theatrical release on 18 April.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtube 4VyY27n6eQs]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poseidon Rex (US-2013; dir. Mark L. Lester) is, without a doubt, a B-monster pic, SyFy-style. That&#8217;s not necessarily bad. &#8220;B-movie&#8221; is not synonymous with &#8220;bad movie&#8221;. &#8220;Low budget movie&#8221;, yes. Generally formulaic? Sure. But they can be fun if you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2014\/04\/10\/it-came-from-a-big-blue-hole-in-the-sea-poseidon-rex\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,145,4,44,104,50],"tags":[255,1424,1306,1339],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13757,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13755\/revisions\/13757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}