{"id":1558,"date":"2008-12-12T12:19:34","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T01:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/?p=1558"},"modified":"2008-12-12T12:19:34","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T01:19:34","slug":"us-president-to-deal-with-monster-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/12\/12\/us-president-to-deal-with-monster-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"US President To Deal With Monster Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/president_to_face_down_monster\" target=\"_blank\">the Onion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/91528\/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/DISASTER_PRESIDENT_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=President%20To%20Face%20Down%20Monster%20Attack%2C%20Own%20Demons%20In%20Action-Packed%20Schedule\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer2\/flvplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer2\/flvplayer.swf\" wmode=\"transparent\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/91528\/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/DISASTER_PRESIDENT_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=President%20To%20Face%20Down%20Monster%20Attack%2C%20Own%20Demons%20In%20Action-Packed%20Schedule\"><\/embed><\/object><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/president_to_face_down_monster?utm_source=embedded_video\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Onion:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,24,44],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}