{"id":1628,"date":"2009-01-04T10:11:34","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T23:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/?p=1628"},"modified":"2009-01-04T10:11:34","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T23:11:34","slug":"its-getting-closer-cleavagefield-is-near","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/01\/04\/its-getting-closer-cleavagefield-is-near\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Getting Closer: Cleavagefield is Near"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>News straight from the horse&#8217;s mouth<\/em>: director <strong>Jim Wynorski<\/strong> has told Undead Backbrain via Kaiju Search-Robot Avery that his breast-oriented <em>Cloverfield <\/em>parody <em>Cleavagefield<\/em> will begin a pay-per-view run in February, then will premiere on Cinemax in April.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am also putting together a DVD deal at the moment as well,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, here are some screenshots (no breasts visible &#8230; sorry.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1629\" title=\"cleavagefield\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield02.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1630\" title=\"cleavagefield02\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield02.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield02-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield03.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1631\" title=\"cleavagefield03\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield03.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield03.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield03-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield04.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1632\" title=\"cleavagefield04\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield04.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield04.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield04-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield05.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1633\" title=\"cleavagefield05\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield05.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield05.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cleavagefield05-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can take a guess at the meaning behind these images yourself, based on the knowledge that:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>the city gets attacked by a giant monster during a going-away party for a porn star; and<\/li>\n<li>the monster sheds parasites that eat clothing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Over to you!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Source<\/strong>: Jim Wynorski via Kaiju Search-Robot Avery<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/?s=cleavagefield\" target=\"_blank\">Previous Backbrain articles<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News straight from the horse&#8217;s mouth: director Jim Wynorski has told Undead Backbrain via Kaiju Search-Robot Avery that his breast-oriented Cloverfield parody Cleavagefield will begin a pay-per-view run in February, then will premiere on Cinemax in April. &#8220;I am also &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/01\/04\/its-getting-closer-cleavagefield-is-near\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,44,62],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}