{"id":2161,"date":"2009-03-09T18:43:17","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T07:43:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/?p=2161"},"modified":"2009-03-09T21:43:05","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T10:43:05","slug":"private-members-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/03\/09\/private-members-only\/","title":{"rendered":"Private Members Only"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What amazes me most is not that someone actually comes up with these concepts, but that when the hangover passes, they decide to go ahead and make the film anyway!<\/p>\n<p>On that note, I apologise for exposing your poor battered minds to the following film, but what can I do? It&#8217;s too weird to pass up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>El Ataque del Pene Mutante del Espacio<\/strong> [aka Attack of the Mutant Dick from Outer Space] (Spain-2007; dir. Dani Moreno)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene1-poster.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2162\" title=\"pene1-poster\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene1-poster.jpg\" alt=\"pene1-poster\" width=\"300\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene1-poster.jpg 300w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene1-poster-211x300.jpg 211w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Synopsis<\/strong> (as translated by Kaiju Search-Robot Avery, who is fitted with translation software):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Basically it&#8217;s a 50s sci-fi parody about a mission to space to discover a cure for the lobo children of Mexico, but during the mission the spaceship is bombarded with cosmic rays. While masturbating to some incredible photographs [art photos *wink wink nudge nudge*] the scientist is turned into a giant mutant penile monster that spews sulfuric acid sperm from his dick head! [No, really! That&#8217;s what it says!] The spaceship then returns to Earth and the man-monster-penis starts attacking people and must be hunted down.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene12.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2164\" title=\"pene12\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene12.jpg\" alt=\"pene12\" width=\"354\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene17.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2167\" title=\"pene17\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene17.jpg\" alt=\"pene17\" width=\"355\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene13.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2165\" title=\"pene13\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene13.jpg\" alt=\"pene13\" width=\"359\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene19.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2168\" title=\"pene19\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene19.jpg\" alt=\"pene19\" width=\"361\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene6.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2163\" title=\"pene6\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene6.jpg\" alt=\"pene6\" width=\"364\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, to make matters worse, the film is apparently in 3-D Penevision and when the&#8230; umm&#8230;. Thing explodes it all gets a bit personal!<\/p>\n<p>Stick your 3-D glasses on for this pic.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene15.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2166\" title=\"pene15\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/pene15.jpg\" alt=\"pene15\" width=\"351\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Source<\/strong>: <a href=\"http:\/\/dimensionfantastica.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/el-ataque-del-pene-mutante-dani-moreno.html\" target=\"_blank\">Dimension Fantastica<\/a> via Avery<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What amazes me most is not that someone actually comes up with these concepts, but that when the hangover passes, they decide to go ahead and make the film anyway! 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