{"id":2225,"date":"2009-03-15T18:39:05","date_gmt":"2009-03-15T07:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/?p=2225"},"modified":"2009-04-05T07:44:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T20:44:22","slug":"the-cleavagefield-monster-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/03\/15\/the-cleavagefield-monster-revealed\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cleavagefield Monster Revealed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the upcoming <em>Cloverfield<\/em>-parody sex-comedy film <em>Cleavagefield<\/em> (US-2009; dir. Jim Wynorski)?<\/p>\n<p>Well, here&#8217;s one of their teaser posters:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/cleavagefield1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2226 aligncenter\" title=\"cleavagefield1\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/cleavagefield1.jpg\" alt=\"cleavagefield1\" width=\"227\" height=\"197\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Right! Now you remember&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well, Jim\u00a0 has written to Kaiju Search-Robot Avery to say:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\"> <\/span>I am happy to report that the film debuts on Cinemax as of  April 1st.\u00a0 The film is now running on In Demand Pay Per View as well as  TVN.\u00a0 The InDemand version, however, runs just under an hour.\u00a0 They  wanted a shorter show, so I had to go through methodically to trim and  delete\u00a0certain scenes.\u00a0 The TVN version is the entire 77 minute  original cut.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve included\u00a0some\u00a0new shots of the  actual creature. Enjoy!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So here he is&#8230; Cleavagefield!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-8b-38.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2227\" title=\"efx-8b-38\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-8b-38-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"efx-8b-38\" width=\"450\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-8b-38-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-8b-38-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-8b-38.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-10-42.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2228\" title=\"efx-10-42\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-10-42-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"efx-10-42\" width=\"450\" height=\"251\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18b-72.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2229\" title=\"efx-18b-72\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18b-72-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"efx-18b-72\" width=\"450\" height=\"254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18b-72-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18b-72-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18b-72.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18c-59.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2230\" title=\"efx-18c-59\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18c-59-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"efx-18c-59\" width=\"450\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18c-59-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18c-59-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/efx-18c-59.jpg 1728w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Source<\/strong>: Jim Wynorski via Avery<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/01\/04\/its-getting-closer-cleavagefield-is-near\/\" target=\"_blank\">Previous Backbrain article<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Addendum<\/strong>: Compare the above to this image from the Superman cartoon &#8220;The Arctic Giant&#8221; from 1942. Thanks, Stu, for the suggestion!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/arctic-giant.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2401\" title=\"arctic-giant\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/arctic-giant.jpg\" alt=\"arctic-giant\" width=\"445\" height=\"331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/arctic-giant.jpg 480w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/arctic-giant-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 445px) 100vw, 445px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the upcoming Cloverfield-parody sex-comedy film Cleavagefield (US-2009; dir. Jim Wynorski)? Well, here&#8217;s one of their teaser posters: Right! Now you remember&#8230; Well, Jim\u00a0 has written to Kaiju Search-Robot Avery to say: I am happy to report that the film &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/03\/15\/the-cleavagefield-monster-revealed\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,4,44,62],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2225"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2400,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225\/revisions\/2400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}