{"id":4424,"date":"2009-09-30T12:26:48","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T01:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/?p=4424"},"modified":"2009-09-30T12:34:50","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T01:34:50","slug":"dismember-me-zombie-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/09\/30\/dismember-me-zombie-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Dismember Me + Zombie Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Want to amuse yourself while preparing for the zombie apocalypse to start? This is for zombie geeks everywhere&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object width=\"459\" height=\"279\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8lBFkbAwwbg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8lBFkbAwwbg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong>Product Features<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> Plush Zombie can be ripped apart in various ways<\/li>\n<li>All limbs and head are removable and interchangeable<\/li>\n<li>Torso can be pulled apart to reveal intestines<\/li>\n<li>Zombie holds a tiny plush brain snack in his right hand<\/li>\n<li>12&#8243; in Length<\/li>\n<li>Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek<\/li>\n<li>Choking Hazard &#8211; Small Parts. Not suitable for Children under 3 years. This is an Adult toy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/ac4a_dismember_me_plush_zombie_scare.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4425\" title=\"ac4a_dismember_me_plush_zombie_scare\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/ac4a_dismember_me_plush_zombie_scare.jpg\" alt=\"ac4a_dismember_me_plush_zombie_scare\" width=\"400\" height=\"341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/ac4a_dismember_me_plush_zombie_scare.jpg 400w, https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/ac4a_dismember_me_plush_zombie_scare-300x255.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What can I say?\u00a0 Well &#8230; except this:<\/p>\n<p>Undead Poetry!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Zombie Haiku<\/strong><\/em> by Ryan Mecum<\/p>\n<p>A history of the zombie apocalypse&#8230; in haiku!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Lying on the road,<br \/>\na few ate until they burst.<br \/>\nI eat what burst out.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not to mention the inevitable:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.<br \/>\nBRaiNS, brains, Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.<br \/>\nBRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS, brains.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Addendum<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Undead Backbrain has had a <a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/08\/25\/daikaiju-limerick-comp-shortlist\/\" target=\"_blank\">giant monster limerick contest<\/a> already. This might be a good time to have a zombie haiku contest! Watch for details soon!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Links<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/geektoys\/plush\/ac4a\/?cpg=cj\" target=\"_blank\">Dismember Me Plush Doll<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/books\/humor\/b6a9\/?cpg=ab\" target=\"_blank\">Zombie Haiku<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Source<\/strong>: via Jason Fischer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want to amuse yourself while preparing for the zombie apocalypse to start? This is for zombie geeks everywhere&#8230; Product Features Plush Zombie can be ripped apart in various ways All limbs and head are removable and interchangeable Torso can be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/09\/30\/dismember-me-zombie-poetry\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46,89,27,23],"tags":[110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4424"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4424"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4430,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4424\/revisions\/4430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}