{"id":516,"date":"2008-04-22T07:13:21","date_gmt":"2008-04-21T21:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/04\/22\/top-20-craziest-kaiju-number-20\/"},"modified":"2008-04-22T09:27:53","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T23:27:53","slug":"top-20-craziest-kaiju-number-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/04\/22\/top-20-craziest-kaiju-number-20\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 20 Craziest Kaiju: Number 20"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/kaijulogo-final1.jpg\" title=\"Craziest Kaiju Countdown logo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/kaijulogo-final1.jpg\" alt=\"Craziest Kaiju Countdown logo\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h1 align=\"center\"><font color=\"#800000\">20<\/font><\/h1>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 align=\"center\"><font color=\"#800000\"><strong>The Monster Crystals<\/strong><\/font><\/h2>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">from <em>The Monolith Monsters<\/em> (US-1957; dir. John Sherwood)<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/monmons1.jpg\" title=\"Monolith Monsters poster\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/monmons1.jpg\" alt=\"Monolith Monsters poster\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Rocks, Joe? Towers of rock crashing down and then growing up again?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The monsters in this &#8220;atomic age&#8221; classic are skyscraper-sized obsidian crystal towers. They  arrive on earth attached to a meteor that is shattered upon entrance into  earth&#8217;s atmosphere. The remnants of the meteor begin to grow by absorbing  the water and silicon out of everything with which they come in contact, including  humans. The absorbing of these elements causes the crystals to grow skyward until all of  the resources have been exhausted, then they break apart from within and come  crashing down &#8212; destroying everything in their paths. Then the one becomes many as  the fragments of these monoliths instantly begin to absorb elements and  grow. Their inexorable progress toward the township is akin to the march of a more traditional giant monster, and potentially as deadly. It&#8217;s a unique concept and makes for many eerie scenes in a movie that is too often ignored.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/monolith-monsters1.jpg\" title=\"Monolith Monsters - still 1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/monolith-monsters1.jpg\" alt=\"Monolith Monsters - still 1\" height=\"334\" width=\"437\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/monolith-monsters2.jpg\" title=\"Monolith Monsters screenshot 2\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/monolith-monsters2.jpg\" alt=\"Monolith Monsters screenshot 2\" height=\"332\" width=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Here&#8217;s the classically &#8217;50s opening narration and credit sequence from the film:<\/p>\n<p><center><object height=\"355\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/a3Cg2xbenR4&amp;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/a3Cg2xbenR4&amp;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" height=\"355\" width=\"425\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">And here&#8217;s a low-quality version of the trailer:<\/p>\n<p><center><object height=\"355\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9Rfp56py4GE&amp;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9Rfp56py4GE&amp;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" height=\"355\" width=\"425\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0050720\/\" target=\"_blank\">IMDB<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Coming Tomorrow: <\/strong>Kaiju Search-Robot Avery&#8217;s Top 20 Craziest Kaiju Countdown<strong> Number 19!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Read the Top 20 Craziest Kaiju Countdown <a href=\"http:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/04\/21\/craziest-kaiju-countdown\/\" target=\"_blank\">Introduction<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20 &nbsp; The Monster Crystals &nbsp; from The Monolith Monsters (US-1957; dir. John Sherwood) &#8220;Rocks, Joe? Towers of rock crashing down and then growing up again?&#8221; The monsters in this &#8220;atomic age&#8221; classic are skyscraper-sized obsidian crystal towers. They arrive &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/04\/22\/top-20-craziest-kaiju-number-20\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[69,4,44,59],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberthood.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}