A PROPOSED THEORY OF INTELLIGENT THINKING

Given the current controversy surrounding Intelligent Design vs Evolution in US schools, I think it's time that we put forward a new non-scientific theory of thought, called the Theory of Intelligent Thinking (or TIT). How is it justified, I hear you ask? Well, scientists have not been able to explain how we think in any thorough or even reasonable way -- and since much of what we claim to be "thought" is ludicrous, it is obvious that something other than a scientific process is going on.

Clearly we as humans do not govern how or what we think, for how can a spiritual being think thoughts using an organ of thought (such as the brain) without reference to The Ultimate Intelligence? Yes, thought is given to us by a Transcendent Thinker (God, if you will), who is simply trying to make us see the error of thinking that thought is anything but a by-product of His Own Divine thoughtfulness by filling our heads with all sorts of crap. Even these thoughts I'm expressing now are clearly nonsense and therefore support my theory.

Anyone interested? If so, please send money.*

Our motto: Non-cognito ergo doh!

* Donations can be left in a plain brown envelope in any public washroom, marked "For the furtherance of TIT. Please do not remove."