PROPOSED THEORY OF INTELLIGENT THINKING
the current controversy surrounding Intelligent Design
vs Evolution in US schools, I think it's time that we
put forward a new non-scientific theory of thought,
called the Theory of Intelligent Thinking (or TIT). How is it justified,
I hear you ask? Well, scientists have not been able
to explain how we think in any thorough or even reasonable
way -- and since much of what we claim to be "thought"
is ludicrous, it is obvious that something other than
a scientific process is going on.
we as humans do not govern how or what we think, for
how can a spiritual being think thoughts using an organ
of thought (such as the brain) without reference to
The Ultimate Intelligence? Yes, thought is given to
us by a Transcendent Thinker (God, if you will), who
is simply trying to make us see the error of thinking
that thought is anything but a by-product of His Own
Divine thoughtfulness by filling our heads with all
sorts of crap. Even these thoughts I'm expressing now
are clearly nonsense and therefore support my theory.
interested? If so, please send money.*
Our motto: Non-cognito ergo doh!
* Donations can be left in a plain brown envelope in any public washroom, marked "For the furtherance of TIT. Please do not remove."