Oversexed Rugsuckers From Mars (US-1989; dir. Michael Paul Girard)
I don’t have a lot to say about this, except… well, it was the ’80s…
Tiny Martians use Earth as a laboratory to try out new life forms. They return after ten million years only to find that the human experiment is a complete failure. They decide to mate a human with a vacuum cleaner to create a species that will be better at cleaning up after itself. But a programming error by a drunken Martian sends the oversexed cleaner on a wild rampage of rape, murder and overall bad manners.
If you’re wondering how on earth you missed it, and are filled with dismay at the thought that you may never now get the chance to experience the goodness, fear not! It is being released on DVD by … no, not Troma, but Lionsgate in October.
- Source: DreadCentral via Avery
