Blind Dead

Being a zombie isn’t always easy. For some it presents challenges:

Blind Dead

Clive Hills’ return from the dead as a brain-eating zombie was slightly hampered last night after he discovered that several vital organs, including his corneas, were missing. ‘I’m kicking myself to be honest.’ said Mr Hill, ‘Being one of the walking un-dead is a challenge I’m willing to step up to. But being un-dead and blind takes me right out of the game. The bottom line is, thanks to the organ donor register, I just can’t keep up with other zombies.’

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Thanks to Sean Williams for the information.

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