Cleavagefield

Cleavagefield poster

You had to ask, didn’t you?

This is an ad for a new giant monster film that’s just gone into production. No, really! It is! The film’s called Cleavagefield — for reasons no one could possibly guess, though I’m sure it will became clear when we see the movie… Here’s the plot, as described by director Jim Wynorski:

A bunch of hot chicks are having a slumber party for their friend Tiffany, who’s off to Sweden to make a high end Triple X movie. The festivities are in high gear; but then a giant monster inexplicably invades Los Angeles. One girl videos everything as the babes make a run for it through the city. But there are more things to beware of beside the monster. According to some naked hotties seen in an alley way, the monster is covered with moth-mites that drop off its slimy body then attack unwary female victims, chewing off their clothes. It’s a harrowing night for all involved.

Wynorski has fallen from the exploitation heights of Chopping Mall (1986), The Return of the Swamp Thing (1989) and The Haunting of Morella (1990) into a fertile career that combines B-grade monster flicks like The Curse of the Komodo (2004) with soft-porn film parodies like The Bare Wench Project (2000) and The Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2001) — all of them very low budget.

As you can tell, though, Cleavagefield is a serious drama….

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PS. I wonder what the monster will look like?

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20 Responses to Cleavagefield

  1. Avery says:

    I bet the monster’s….uh….’fangs’ will be MASSIVE!! The special effects and acting of course will be top notch!! That’s a given.

  2. Backbrain says:

    Of course! Goes without saying. I’m sure the actresses’ credentials will be high profile and the script Shakespearean.

    But I am curious about how many “boob” jokes you can fit into one script.

  3. Chuck McKenzie says:

    I may have to watch this several times. Just to be sure I’ve pinned down all the nuances of the script, etc.

    Boobs. Heh-heh-heh….

  4. Terry Frost says:

    I hear that plans for a sequel went tits up…

  5. Backbrain says:

    Ah, thanks for that, Terry. Somebody had to get the boob … ah, ball… jiggling… um, rolling…

  6. Terry Frost says:

    Glad to see that you didn’t nip my behaviour at the bud.

  7. Justin says:

    That’s Denise Milani in the picture/logo. Let us pray she’s in the finished product (I seriously doubt she will be).

  8. Backbrain says:

    How can you tell? 🙂

  9. Jim Wynorski says:

    The movie is now in post production. It stars Julie K. Smith, Rebecca Love, Amy Reid, Lucia Reyes and Brandin Rackley–among others. The monster is quite amusing as well. Look for it soon.

    Jim Wynorski

    PS: And Denise Milani is NOT in it…sorry.

  10. Backbrain says:

    Hi, Jim. I think your film is destined to create a lot of interest. The hit rate on this particular article was massive!

    Thanks for the info.

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  13. Rebecca Love says:

    I really enjoyed making the film with Jim and the outstanding cast. I had so much fun!!!! I can’t wait to see the MONSTER… I have to admit….it is one of my favorite movies that I have been in. I loved the original CLOVERFIELD….so making the SPOOF was exciting to me. I am glad I was part of the team.

    Plus my dog, Deuce made a cameo appearance in the AWESOME monster movie…..look for FE FE…

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  16. yan says:

    Where has julie k smith been? We all thought she retired. Tell her to set up a myspace or something. We need to see more new stuff p her.

    yan

  17. Yan says:

    what has julie k been up to? There’s been very little new stuff on her. maybe another video from JB video with a sheer teddy! That would be hot to watch on video! And a myspace???

    Yan

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