Birthday of the Living Dead

First, the Backbrain’s partner, Cat Sparks, greets him with: “Hope the zombie hordes bring you something nice!”

Then ORB editor, Sarah Endacott sends this:

Then a Clarion South survivor, Chris Green, says: “Have a happy birthday! You’re one year closer to the beloved zombie apocalypse a few of us have been planning…”

In response, another Clarion South survivor, Jason Fischer, sends him this greeting:

Then this arrives from another buddy — horror writer Stephen Dedman, who added: “Happy birthday, Rob, and many happy revenants!”

That’s right, you can finally control your own undead minion using a brain-shaped remote that toggles it on and off. No more breaking into graveyards and casting voodoo spells, technology will do it all for you! One push of a button sends your own personal zombie shuffling and moaning in whatever direction you point him! Use this remote control zombie to scare your office mates and torment your pets. (Source: McPhee.com)

Whereupon, I stumbled upon these:

And good friend Iain Triffitt makes this claim:

Though he added: “Of course, it would be beholden on my not becoming a zombie, but what’s the likelihood of that happen — …. BRAINZZZ!!!! NEED BRAINZZZ!!!

[Card from here]

It’s a birthday of the dead indeed… Thanks, one and all!