Dismember Me + Zombie Poetry

Want to amuse yourself while preparing for the zombie apocalypse to start? This is for zombie geeks everywhere…

Product Features

  • Plush Zombie can be ripped apart in various ways
  • All limbs and head are removable and interchangeable
  • Torso can be pulled apart to reveal intestines
  • Zombie holds a tiny plush brain snack in his right hand
  • 12″ in Length
  • Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek
  • Choking Hazard – Small Parts. Not suitable for Children under 3 years. This is an Adult toy.


What can I say?  Well … except this:

Undead Poetry!

Zombie Haiku by Ryan Mecum

A history of the zombie apocalypse… in haiku!

Lying on the road,
a few ate until they burst.
I eat what burst out.

Not to mention the inevitable:

Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRaiNS, brains, Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS, brains.


Undead Backbrain has had a giant monster limerick contest already. This might be a good time to have a zombie haiku contest! Watch for details soon!


Source: via Jason Fischer

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1 Response to Dismember Me + Zombie Poetry

  1. I love Zombie Haiku! IIRC, the author’s got a Vampire Haiku book as well, but that couldn’t possibly be as cool.

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