Vikings vs Alien Monster

Vikings vs an alien creature, battling it out among the fjords! How cool does this sound?

An age-old battle rages amongst the stars. Kainan’s people have been fighting the Moorwen, fierce animal-like creatures, for dominance. When his space craft crashes into the fjords of ancient Norway, it’s with dismay that Kainan realizes that he wasn’t the only survivor. A second passenger, a Moorwen, also emerges from the wreckage and into the time of the Vikings, intent on causing harm to those it perceives have wronged it. As the Moorwen kills everything in its path, Kainan has to try and get the feuding tribes to work together long enough to destroy the beast before it destroys them all.

This is Outlander, an epic scifi fantasy directed by Howard McCain and featuring vikings, a crashed alien spaceship and a rampaging monster designed by Patrick Tatopoulos of Godzilla, Independence Day, Pitch Black, Silent Hill and assorted other big-budget monster design fame.

I was naturally wondering about the monster and whether it achieved kaiju proportions. The jury’s still out, but some of these conceptual designs are suggestively positive:

Outlander Moorwen 1

Outlander Moorwen Trap

Moorwen statue

Outland monster

And because it looks so good, here’s a shot of the prow of the viking ship:

Viking ship

And one last image, of the alien spaceship’s arrival:

Ship crashing

You can find out lots about the film here.

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Vintage Robots, Part Three

It’s Attack of the Killer Metal Man from the Dimensions of the Unknown.

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New: Pop Skull

Pop Skull (US-2008; dir. Adam Wingard)

This drug-metaphor ghost film, written and directed by Adam Wingard, has apparently been doing the festival circuits, but hasn’t been picked up for distribution yet. Early reviews are very positive, and, frankly, I’m dying to see it.

As I frequently argue, many of the greatest ghost films (and fiction) take a decidedly ambiguous attitude to their ghosts, never making it entirely clear whether or not the ghosts are objectively real and to what extent they may be projections of the characters’ tenuous grasp on reality or projections of their deepest fears and insecurities. Witness Shirley Jackson’s novel The Haunting of Hill House and Robert Wise’s film of it, The Haunting (1963); Henry James’ great novella The Turn of the Screw and at least some of the film versions of it, especially Jack Clayton’s The Innocents (1961); and many others, including a favourite of mine, Sorum [aka Goosebumps] (South Korea-2001, dir. Jong-Chan Yun).

Offhand I don’t recall a film that uses ghosts as a metaphor for the results of drug dependence — but something like Polanski’s Repulsion certainly illustrates how it might be done.

Pop Skull seems as though it might be an arthouse/horror cross that does just this. Hopefully we’ll be able to see it soon and find out. Either way, it looks like a classy piece of work.

The official website is here.

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Vintage Robots: Part Two

Following on from The Mechanical Man, here is a modern independent scifi film that uses a retro look — including being in black-and-white — for its robots. It’s called Automatons (US-2006) and was directed by James Felix McKenny.

Screenshots:

Automatons1

Automaton 2

Automaton 3

The retro appeal makes this look like a SF movie to watch out for — not to mention the fact that it has Angus Scrimm (“The Tall Man” of Phantasm fame) in it.

Automaton Scrimm

Anyway, check out the website.

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Call of Cthulhu’s Mum

A new story has been added to my website. It’s a comedic piece set in H.P. Lovecraft’s Old Ones mythos — or at least a version of it — and inspired by his classic tale “Call of Cthulhu”. For this I apologise to H.P. and all his followers. I wrote it for the most recent Conflux progress report.

Call of Cthulhu’s Mum

Psychiatrists reckon our behaviour as adults originates in the deep past. I spent many a dismal evening with that old fart Abdul Alhazred while he babbled on about his miserable childhood, citing exposure to the alchemical substances his father smoked as the cause of his persistent hallucinations regarding the nature of reality. Alchemical substances! Low-grade horse shit more like! No wonder he has such a dodgy grasp on reality. Have you read that crap he wrote in the Necronomicon? Half of it is subtextual drivel regurgitated straight from my granny’s recipe scrapbook! (The scrapbook disappeared after a visit he made once, but granny only noticed a few days later when she went to the kitchen to cook up her family-favourite Tuna and Cheese Manicotti. Sure enough, the recipe turned up on page 254 of the Necronomicon as a spell to incarnate Dagon! That’s why the Deep One’s always so pissed off when anyone drags him into the world; he can’t abide tuna. “Too much like eatin’ my second cousin,” he told me once. “Have you seen my second cousin?”)

Clearly there’s some truth in the claim that childhood trauma forms the basis of latter-day attitudes, though. I was only a youngster of maybe 14 winters when I first heard the Call of Cthulhu’s Mum. The gut-quivering roar of it echoed across the jagged landscape of our neighbourhood like Yog-Sothoth on a bender: “Cthulhu! Dinner’s on!” Trees shook, mountains trembled, and profound pits of darkness began to reconsider their lifelong aversion to silence.

Read the full “Call of Cthulhu’s Mum” here.

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New: Resident Evil: Degeneration

Number four in the Resident Evil film series, this time all CGI!

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Mr T vs Godzilla

Mr T doll

 

From here.

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Vintage Robots, Part One

The Mechanical Man [aka L’Uomo Meccanico] is a real find — a silent film, made in Italy in 1921 and directed by André Deed. It features a female evil genius, a “giant” rampaging robot and even a climactic battle between the Mechanical Monster and a second robot, built to the same specifications in order to stop the first one’s rampage. Until very recently The Mechanical Man was considered a lost film, but a fragmented copy of it was discovered by the Brazilian Film Studio of San Paolo, Brazil, and it has finally been released to DVD by Alpha Video.

Alpha Video DVD of The Mechanical Man

In fact, the robot isn’t quite as big as the cover suggests. Nevertheless, for 1921, it has considerable presence and in many ways represents a significant starting point for the giant monster/mecha subgenre that was to develop over the following decades.

The film is not in great shape. The print used by Alpha (the only one available) does not appear to have been digitally enhanced or significantly cleaned up, and is blurry and faded in places. Severe damage means that it has been truncated due to lost footage. Originally it was said to have been 1,821 metres long, but all that remains is 740 metres worth of film, with lots of gaps. Alpha Video has done a decent job of stitching it together using explanatory cards, and the mere fact of having it available is enough to justify it’s less-than-pristine condition. Certainly there is sufficient of it existing to give a real feel as to what the film would have been like in its original state.

By applying our imaginations to the viewing, even through the ragged editing that is a consequence of its fragmentary nature, it’s easy to see that it must have been a compelling experience for contemporary audiences. The Mechanical Man is full of excitement, odd snatches of humour, control mechanisms with large wheels and impressive dials, romance, intrigue, giant robot rampage, ballroom spectacle, violent destruction (such as doors being kicked in and metal walls being cut apart with the robot’s blow-torch appendages) and, of course, climactic dueling robots. None of it is good enough to have the sort of undated fascination of the classic silent scifi/horror films (such as Nosferatu, The Phantom of the Opera, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, The Hunchback of Notre Dame or even The Lost World) — but as a historic document it is priceless and Alpha Video is to be congratulated for making it available at all. Despite my earlier comments on the poor shape of the print, they have done as well as they could in its presentation here — with explanatory “narration”, very canny colour tinting, an effective music score and some unpretentious interpolation of English translations of on-screen writing. For giant monster film historians, The Mechanical Man offers what may be the first cinematic sign of tropes that would become central to the subgenre.

The DVD also contains Will Rogers’ 1922 version of The Headless Horseman.

Below is a series of screenshots capturing classic giant robot moments from the film.

The Mechanical Man approaches the door of the house where the protagonists are hiding out:

Mechanical Man 1

The robot breaks into the house to the horror and consternation of all:

Mechanical Man 2

After hunting down the comic-relief protagonist, and failing to throw him over the parapets in a cupboard, the robot seeks to rectify its mistake:

Mechanical Man 3

At the masked ball, the robot is at first thought to be someone who has cleverly disguised himself as the Mechanical Man, and for a while cavorts with the revellers — quite the mechanical man-about-town:

Mechanical Man 7

But evil intent will out!

Mechanical Man 4

And the robot takes on a soon-to-be-time-honoured pose, diaphanous heroine fainted in his arms:

Mechanical Man 5

But a second robot turns up to deal with him:

Mechanical Man 6

Hopefully, one day, a complete print of the film will turn up in someone’s dank and gothic cellar. Have you checked yours lately?

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New Journal on Weird Fiction

My first column of horror-related ramblings for Studies in Australian Weird Fiction has just appeared.

Studies in Australian Weird Fiction (SiAWF) is a new non-fiction journal edited by Benjamin Szumskyj, James Doig, Leigh Blackmore, and Phillip A. Ellis, and published by Equilibrium Books. My regular column, which will pretty well address whatever horror / weird fiction issues happen to be exciting me at the time, is called “The Ossuary” — and the first one is about “Ghosts, Monsters and Chainsaws”. In particular it looks at the way Horror Fiction imagery has been appropriated for political purposes and touches on issues arising from the distinction between supernatural and naturalistic horror.

What is Terror?

Somewhere back in the mists of time I first came upon Phyllis Wagner and Herbert Wise’s definitive anthology, Great Tales of Terror and the Supernatural (originally published 1944), probably the best collection of pre-1950s horror stories ever produced. Since then, the term “terror” has been firmly associated in my mind with stories in the horror genre – stories that evoke a world that isn’t quite this one, but which is situated just the other side of normalcy, stories that deal with the rawest of emotions — a dark, primal fear that has always haunted us and from which we never quite escape. These stories are about mortality, not simply death, and they draw on a wealth of supernatural and fantastic imagery. In doing so, they remind us what it means to be human.

This then is Terror, an emotion born in transcendent, demonic darkness and encompassing fear of change, the unknown, mortality, the past, responsibility and the Other. To my mind, it is what the horror genre was all about.

In light of this I’ve been rather miffed over recent political appropriations of the word. We are told that we live in an age of Terror and our society is engaged in a War against it. Terror, it seems, has been normalised.

Read the full column in Issue One.

Issue One contents:

Essays

  • “Lionel Sparrow (1867–1936): An Unknown Australian Writer of Gothic Horror” by James Doig
  • “The Weird Verse of Christopher Brennan” by Phillip A. Ellis
  • “Wandering Child: The Fantasies of Vernon Knowles” by Mark Valentine
  • “An Afternoon with Elizabeth Jolley, author of The Well” by Benjamin Szumskyj
  • “Shadows & Sexuality: The Horror Stories of Stephen Dedman” by Benjamin Szumskyj
  • “Tim Winton’s Take on the Weird: In the Winter Dark as Cross-Genre Fiction” by Phillip A. Ellis
  • “A Bibliography of Australian Fantastic Literature to c.1960” by James Doig
  • “Brett McBean: An Appreciation” by Tim Kroenert
  • “Thrills and Excitement, Adventure and Action: Don Boyd, an Endless ‘Myth-Cycle’ Unto Himself” by Charles Lovecraft & Margaret Lovecraft

Interviews

  • “Pater Horrere Familas: An Interview with Lee Battersby”
  • “The Terror From Australis: An Interview Leigh Blackmore”
  • “The Weird Talesman: An Interview with Terry Dowling”
  • “Harvesting Wild Grapes: An Interview with Phillip A. Ellis”
  • “Home is Where the Horror Is: An Interview with Steve Gerlach”
  • “Laughter From the Dark: An Interview with Richard Harland”
  • “Horror From the Outback: An Interview with Rick Kennett”
  • “Darkness Be My Scribe: An Interview with Marty Young”

Column

  • “The Ossuary” by Robert Hood. First article entitled “Ghosts,Monsters and Chainsaws”

Symposiums

  • “Joan Lindsay’s Picnic at Hanging Rock: A Fortieth AnniversaryRetrospect” discussed by James Doig, Patrick Lee and Brett McKenzie
  • “Crosses & Shadows: Australian Christians Discuss the Horror Genre”discussed by Nathan Hobby, Tim Kroenert, Amanda Robertson, Lyn Battersby and Benjamin Szumskyj.

SiAWF cover

Looks great and offers an interesting array of articles and interviews. Kudos to the editors for getting this project going so spectacularly.

You can buy a copy here.

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You call that a Giant Snake? THIS is a Giant Snake!

Thanks to the Agressions Animales: Animaux tuers an cinéma website (an excellent resource, I might add) — and of course, Kaiju Search-Robot Avery — I’ve just learnt of the existence of a Hong Kong film from 1988 that features a very big snake indeed. We’re not talking Anaconda here, nor Boa, Python and all those SciFi Channel and assorted Thai wannabes. This is real daikaiju material, at least from the screenshots.

Daai se wong [aka Thunder of Gigantic Serpent; Terror Serpent] (HK-1988; dir. Godfrey Ho)

Gigantic Serpent 1

Giagantic Serpent 2

Gigantic Serpent 3

Gigantic Serpent 4

And here are a couple that are not very good quality, but they give a nice sense of scale:

Daa se wong 3

Daai se wong 1

In case you were wondering if it had a plot, here’s a description of it from the Internet Movie Database:

A secret formula that can cause plants and animals to expand a thousand-fold in size is stolen by a terrorist group. During a wild chase and shoot-out, the formula is lost. It’s found by a little girl who accidentally gives the formula to her pet snake. After the snake grows to an immense size, it follows and protects her. When the terrorists go after the girl, the snake begins destroying everything in its path.

Where can I get a copy!!!?

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