Now available: The Workers’ Paradise

The Workers’ Paradise, edited by Russell B. Farr and Nick Evans and published by Ticonderoga Publications, is one of the most exciting anthologies I’ve been in for a while. Though the editors’ description of it may suggest that it is somewhat parochial in nature:

In this anthology, Australia’s finest speculative writers imagine what the future holds for the Australian worker

I would argue in fact that, like all good fiction, the stories transcend any regional or localised focus, and make comment on issues of universal concern, addressing the nature of work and political/employment relations in a speculative context. My own story, “Pseudomelia of the Masses”, is one that means a lot to me, being inspired by a close, long-term friend, David Young, who died unexpectedly as I began to write it. He is in some of the details, but he is also in much of the emotional drive that lies behind the characters and their relationship. In a way, the story is about his death.

The Workers’ Paradise is also a remarkably good-looking book when seen in the flesh:

Workers’ Paradise cover

Contents:

“Ajudication” — Simon Brown
“The Working Dead of Heehaw’s Australia” — Jenny Schwartz
“Right to Work” — Cat Sparks
“Winning Ways” — D.W. Walker
“Night with the Stars Askew” — Rjurik Davidson
“Farmers John Pass Go” — Bill Congreve
“Magda’s Career Choice” — Rowena Cory Daniells
“MTP” — George Ivanoff
“His Lipstick Minx” — Kaaron Warren
“Seahoney” — Anna Tambour
“Black and Bitter” — Nathan Burrage
“Flystrike” — David J. Kane
“Rapturama” — Matthew Chrulew & Roland Boer
“After The Choice” — Robin Hillard
“Milk Across the Nation” — Ashley Arnold
“Pseudomelia of the Masses” — Robert Hood
“Arianne’s Event” — Susan Wardle
“Networking for Dummies” — Dirk Flinthart

It’s a terrific line-up and what I’ve read of the book so far is excellent. While overtly political, the stories resonate with humanity, emotion and good old-fashioned drama, running the gauntlet from light-hearted humour to dark seriousness.

Check it out now — and order yourself a copy — here.

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Dear Mary

On my website I’ve set up a section where you can read some of my stories online. First up is a very short one that was was written for, and published in, the convention program booklet for Conflux 4, 2007. I was asked to write something about Mary Shelley and her most famous novel,  Frankenstein. I think the editor expected a piece of non-fiction, but she seemed quite happy to receive the piece of meta-fiction that turned up in her inbox. In it, I was trying to incorporate in a metaphorical manner a variety of issues arising from Mary’s iconic creation.

Dear Mary

My dear Mrs Shelley,

I confess to harbouring some doubt as to whether I should call you by that name, now that Percy has drowned — dying, as all Romantic poets should, before reaching his thirtieth year. You were never his, you know. He was monogamously wed to his own extravagant fancies and by keeping his name you stand perpetually as one of them. In truth, he gave you so little. You should revert to Godwin – “God’s friend” in the Old English. That is more suitable.

For you are God’s friend, Mary. He has been watching you these many years. Watching as you created him, watching as the world’s vision aggregated upon your words like crude barnacles upon the pristine hull of a great liner. They coarsened the image, of course, those cultural parasites, but such mythologising was inevitable. Truth will out, even in fiction. I have seen how your story evolved. I have lived it.

Read the rest of “Dear Mary” here.

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Review: Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend (US-1985; dir. B.W.L. Norton)

Though the dinosaurs in this dinosaurs-in-the-modern-world epic aren’t presented as monsters, the mother brontosaur is given a chance to do the classic monster rampage as she desperately tries to rescue her baby, Gorgo-fashion — raging through a jungle village if not a metropolitan city. And she does a pretty good job of it, too, all things considered.

Baby 1

Baby 2

Read the full review here.

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New: Rule Number One

Rule Number One is a new supernatural thriller from Kelvin Tong, whom I last heard from as director of the excellent Singapore ghost flick The Maid. This new one follows the fortunes of an injured rookie cop, Lee, assigned to the Miscellaneous Affairs Department (MAD) of the local police force. MAD investigates bizarre, appparently supernatural call-ins, but according to his assigned partner — the world-weary and cynical Inspector Wong — the first rule of their job is that “There are no ghosts”. The trouble is, something isn’t obeying the rules.

Tong clearly has a bigger budget here and has learned some added slickness. The result definitely looks like it has potential.

Here is the newly released trailer, with English subtitles:

The Backbrain’s review of The Maid is here.

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More Than One Iron-eater

A Special Report by Kaiju Search-Robot Avery

The history of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il’s propagandist foray into the giant monster genre is a more convoluted one than has previously been known.

Our story begins back in the year 1978 with the kidnapping of South Korean filmmaker Shin Sang-ok and his wife by North Korean intelligence, under orders of Kim Jong-il, son of Kim II Song the ruler of the country at the time. They were to be kept there under house arrest for many years to come. Kim, being the avid fanatic of cinema that he was, ordered Shin to make several films for him.

One of these films was an epic fantasy adaptation of the Korean legend of Pulgasari, the Iron-Eating Monster.

pulgasari card

The film depicts the titular monster as an ominous horned devil-like giant demon – one that, according to legend, is summoned to exact revenge for those who had been wronged by the oppressive Emperor and his armies. It was decided that the film would incorporate suitmation techniques not unlike those being used in the popular “Godzilla” series from Japan. Being a fan of the Toho company’s famed film series, Kim would not let the kaiju eiga influence end there. He even went so far as to hire several staff members from the Japanese outfit to contribute to his production. He placed the company’s Teruyoshi Nakano in charge of the special effects and hired Kenpachiro Satsuma to portray the title character. Kenpachiro was the then-current “Godzilla” suit actor and had just portrayed the “King Of The Monsters” in the film Return Of Godzilla [aka Godzilla 1985].

Before Pulgasari could be completed, however, Shin Sang-ok and his wife escaped, defecting to the West in an operation somewhat reminiscent of a James Bond film. In order to complete the project, Kim Jong-il replaced Shin with director Chon Gon Jo.

Pulgasari would remain on the shelf until the early 1990s when North Korea attempted to market it outside of the country. It was not until 1998 that distribution rights were finally sold to Japan.

Pulgasari 1986

The film then received a limited theatrical release there and become a moderate success. Later, in the year 2000, it would return to Korea — this time given a theatrical release in South Korea. The film wasn’t as huge a success there as was hoped. Upon its release, Shin Sang-ok made a failed attempt to sue for the rights to return his name to the director’s credit. The film was subsequently sold to America and released directly to video.

In 1996 Shin changed his name to Simon Sheen and remade his beloved work in the United States under the new title Galgameth [aka The Adventures Of Galgameth; Legend Of Galgameth]. This version is a more juvenile-themed take on the story.

galgameth poster

But the story doesn’t end there. Or rather it didn’t even begin there — with the kidnapping of Shin Sang-ok and the making of Pulgasari. It is little known among kaiju fans that Galgameth would be the third film adaptation of the famed legend of ‘The Iron-Eating Monster’. ‘Third’ version, you say? Surprising but true! Shin’s original film was in fact itself a remake. Apparently the story had been brought to the big screen many years prior to these events, originally adapted by director Kim Myeong-jae as Bulgasari [aka Pulgasari; The Iron-Eating Monster; Starfish] in 1962. Little is known about this version as it is considered a ‘lost’ film. Not until recently did we have any sort of clue as to the nature of the film. The discovery of two promotional posters has given some indication as to the monster’s appearance:

bulgasari poster

bulgasari poster 2

The Korean Film Archive, along with some basic production and release credits, offers the following plot synopsis:

During the later years of Goryeo Dynasty (918-1392), a talented martial artist is murdered. His resentment makes him born again as Bulgasari, a monster that grinds and eats up iron. The monster takes his revenge on the traitors responsible for his death.

Who knows if Bulgasari will ever surface or if it is indeed lost in filmdom’s distant past, never to be seen again by human eyes?

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Thanks to Avery Battles for preparing this article — the Backbrain

The Backbrain’s review of Pulgasari can be read here.

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The Great Sea Serpent

Worth adding to the Giant Monster List is James Williamson’s The Great Sea Serpent (UK-1904). Information on this very early silent short is hard to find, but the Silent Era website offers the following synopsis, suggesting that the sea serpent in question is actually a fake — something small unknowingly seen close-up.

Synopsis: [From a W. Butcher & Sons catalog of Williamson films]: Mr. MacDoodle, in true nautical attire, goes for a trip on a steamer and is “had” by his friends with the aid of a centipede and his telescope, when the harmless insect becomes a monster of the deep.

The status of this film is listed as “unknown”.

The Internet Movie Database lists a second Williamson film called The Real Sea Serpents (1905). However, the only other listings of this film that I can find source the IMDB, so perhaps it represents an entry error. More research is required!

Meanwhile you can read the British Film Institute’s biography of Wiilliamson here, though it doesn’t mention either of the above films.

A False Monster

There’s a story by Edgar Allen Poe (“The Sphinx”) that uses a similar idea as that suggested by the synopsis of The Great Sea Serpent above. In this story the narrator, sitting by an open window, spies a gigantic monster scaling a distant cliff:

Uplifting my eyes from the page, they fell upon the naked face of the hill, and upon an object — upon some living monster of hideous conformation, which very rapidly made its way from the summit to the bottom, disappearing finally in the dense forest below.

The huge monster is described thus:

Estimating the size of the creature by comparison with the diameter of the large trees near which it passed — the few giants of the forest which had escaped the fury of the land-slide — I concluded it to be far larger than any ship of the line in existence. I say ship of the line, because the shape of the monster suggested the idea — the hull of one of our seventy-four might convey a very tolerable conception of the general outline. The mouth of the animal was situated at the extremity of a proboscis some sixty or seventy feet in length, and about as thick as the body of an ordinary elephant. Near the root of this trunk was an immense quantity of black shaggy hair — more than could have been supplied by the coats of a score of buffaloes; and projecting from this hair downwardly and laterally, sprang two gleaming tusks not unlike those of the wild boar, but of infinitely greater dimensions. Extending forward, parallel with the proboscis, and on each side of it, was a gigantic staff, thirty or forty feet in length, formed seemingly of pure crystal and in shape a perfect prism, — it reflected in the most gorgeous manner the rays of the declining sun. The trunk was fashioned like a wedge with the apex to the earth. From it there were outspread two pairs of wings — each wing nearly one hundred yards in length — one pair being placed above the other, and all thickly covered with metal scales; each scale apparently some ten or twelve feet in diameter. I observed that the upper and lower tiers of wings were connected by a strong chain. But the chief peculiarity of this horrible thing was the representation of a Death’s Head, which covered nearly the whole surface of its breast, and which was as accurately traced in glaring white, upon the dark ground of the body, as if it had been there carefully designed by an artist. While I regarded the terrific animal, and more especially the appearance on its breast, with a feeling of horror and awe — with a sentiment of forthcoming evil, which I found it impossible to quell by any effort of the reason, I perceived the huge jaws at the extremity of the proboscis suddenly expand themselves, and from them there proceeded a sound so loud and so expressive of woe, that it struck upon my nerves like a knell and as the monster disappeared at the foot of the hill, I fell at once, fainting, to the floor.

An excellent giant monster indeed! But it turns out to be a Death’s Head moth on a spider’s web a fraction of an inch from his eye, mistakenly perceived as monstrous through a trick of optical distortion. Ironically, of course, the technique is used in giant monster films as an alternative to stop-motion photography and CGI when ordinary reptiles, spiders and insects are made to appear gigantic through optical trickery — problems of perspective and focus notwithstanding!

You can read the full story here.

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Ring for Doritos?

While we’re on the subject of commercials….

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Mecha Bible Heroes!

Yes, it’s Bible stories in the form of manga, with appropriate “translation” of the characters into giant robots, action heroes and other manga-esque entities:

Mecha Goliath

You can see some of the internal pages here.

And in case you thought that such theological transmogrifications aren’t enough, there’s always Jesus the Zombie Slayer:

Jesus Hates Zombies

For an interview with the creator, go here.

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Monstrous Ads

Some time ago I posted an excellent French ad that used a Godzilla-like creature to address safety issues. Below is the ad once more, but here it is followed by a sequel featuring the same characters. I couldn’t resist.

And while we’re at it, here’s a very peculiar, kaiju-based car advertisement. It’s rather romantic!


pub hummer
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New: American Zombie

American Zombie (US-2007; dir. Grace Lee)

This latest take on the zombie apocalypse genre is a mockumentary that examines the “lives” of four zombies as they attempt to fit into human society.

Here’s the official synopsis:

Filmmakers Grace Lee (The Grace Lee Project) and John Solomon (Nonsense Man) team up to shoot a documentary about high-functioning zombies living in Los Angeles and their struggles to gain acceptance in human society.

Despite their wildly different working styles, the two manage to chronicle the hopes and dreams of four fascinating subjects: IVAN, a convenience-store clerk who longs for a career in publishing; LISA, a florist trying to recover her lost memories; JUDY, a hopeless romantic who learns to accept her true nature; and JOEL, a committed political activist striving for zombie rights.

But as the film culminates in a three-day, zombies-only retreat called Live Dead, the filmmakers are forced to reevaluate their ideas about tolerance, identity politics, and the future of the human race.

American Zombie poster

 

And if you want to see the trailer:

 


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