The Conquered: Curse of the Shaman

This is how director Benjamin Cooper (The Brink, The Omega Diary) describes his new film The Conquered: Curse of the Shaman:

In this horror story, a Shaman’s daughter reanimates the mummified corpse of an ancient Indian brave to punish those that accidentally killed her father while trespassing in a sacred burial ground.

Sounds like a definite possibility to me! I’m always in for a good mummy movie, even if it’s not an Egyptian one. The cast includes Vernon Wells (Weird Science, Fortress, Last Man Standing, Space Truckers, Beneath Loch Ness,  and an upcoming film with the title Silent Night, Zombie Night), Eric Spudic (Zombiegeddon , Dead Men Walking, Supercroc), and Ron Ford (Killer Tomatoes Eat France!, Rage of the Werewolf, Deadly Scavengers).

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The film comes from Cooper’s own video production company Thunderhead Entertainment, an award-winning independent company that he originally founded “to provide film/video production and post services to such commercial clients as Bosch Power Tools, Inc. and Seagate Software.” He earned awards for production excellence for the music video “Orbit” and for a public service ad commissioned by the Santa Barbara County Office for Family Violence. His first two films, The Brink and The Omega Diary, have apparently been doing well on the video rental circuit. Cooper will be  developing, producing and directing the majority of future Thunderhead Entertainment features.

The Conquered: Curse of the Shaman is currently in production. We’ll keep you informed when we hear of any developments.

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Review: Snuffin’ Zombies

gallery9Snuffin’ Zombies (US-2008; dir. Karl Benacci)

The opening scene of Snuffin’ Zombies offers hope that this no-budget zombie film might be a relatively classy affair. The rattling passage of a train and the effective music on the soundtrack are atmospheric and create a sense of ominous anticipation. We follow a hobo as he wanders into a nearby warehouse and is attacked by something that may or may not be a zombie. It’s hard to tell from the minimalist make-up. In fact it’s only the film’s title that makes me think that the attacker might be a zombie. But uncertainty doesn’t matter at this point. Uncertainty can be a good narrative hook. I’m still there.

My imaginative connection with the film’s possibilities doesn’t last long however. Once the film latches onto its main characters, any positives are soon threatened by inconsistent acting, a totally unsympathetic protagonist and the annoying tendency of each scene to linger well beyond its dramatic Use-By date.

As the story progresses, albeit rather lethargically, curiosity value drags me along for a while, despite misgivings. I wonder where the slow-paced plot might lead. Frank Wilkens (played with a zealous lack of likeability by the director) is a complete loser who through greed and laziness finds himself forced into the prospect of making snuff movies. Okay, I think, that’s where the snuffin’ zombies come in. He’s going to circumvent the dilemma of having to kill living people on film by killing dead ones — you know, the zombies unleashed by the classic living dead plague. Not bad. Good idea.

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But no! I’m wrong. This isn’t a take on the Romeroesque zombie apocalypse at all. Much further down the track, as Frank and his gormless, if more ethically concerned, mate take to killing more and more people, the zombie element finally reveals itself — Frank’s victims rise from the dead, thanks, one assumes, to the involvement of a voodoo priestess, herself snuffed in the very act of resurrection. Okay, it’s a revenge-from-beyond-the-grave story. The ironies inherent in that could work.

For the longest time, though, the risen dead seem to just hang around off-camera somewhere while Frank goes from bad to worse, even though he repents his actions to some degree. In the end the zombies only get really involved when the climax looms and then we get some zombie attacks and some gore. The attacks are rather minimal though and not very bloody. There’s little dramatic impact. The appearance of the zombies is still rather minimalist, too. Even on a zero budget, zombie make-up can be better than this. Check out the next “zombie walk” when it comes to a town near you.

It’s hard to achieve balance in reviewing a film like Snuffin’ Zombies. Director Benacci and his cast are obviously enthusiastic and also obviously without budget, high-tech equipment or professional filmmaking experience. So it’s unfair to expect much polish. This is a film born out of enthusiasm and perhaps unrealistic ambition. It’s a family affair, too, as a quick glance at the cast list suggests. Such origins can work to produce an energetic and entertaining indie film, albeit one rough around the edges. Unfortunately, for me, there simply aren’t enough positives here to nudge Snuffin’ Zombies into low-budget cult status. It remains an experience that might be amusing if you can tolerate the complete lack of characters you’re able to care about and provided your attention can be held by occasional witticisms. For most people though, watching the film to the end will be a philanthropic act.

In hindsight the main problem with Snuffin’ Zombies isn’t amateur acting, unsophisticated technical aspects or a lack of sympathetic focus. The real problem is poor pacing and narrative structure — a problem that’s all too common in no-budget films, particularly ones that aim to be comedic. Scenes go on too long, unimportant and unnecessary dialogue creates an effect like that of someone trying to explain the humour behind a joke, and the editing is uninspired or even absent. Gags, comedy set pieces, dialogue, even explanations: everything goes too long (except, in this case, the violence, which is almost token and completely lacks impact).

Sometimes ineffectively structured no-budget films are entertaining anyway, despite or even because of their roughness and scattershot levels of energy. Snuffin’ Zombies may be one of these for you. For me, it didn’t quite get there.

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A New Hell Comes to Earth: Addendum

This follow-up to our previous post on Hell on Earth (US-2009; dir. Ted A. Bohus) is made up of pictures. Pictures of what, you may ask? Well, take a look — and remember to click on ’em to see ’em big (most of them anyway).

Zombies after an optometrist:

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Bobby reading bedtime stories to his demon:

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The director with some fans:

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Demons in Hawaiian shirts:

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More Zombies, this time looking for a dentist:

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A New Hell Comes to Earth

Some of the great films and movements in horror cinema have come from independent filmmakers working with minimal resources.  Herk Harvey’s Carnival of Souls (1962), Romero’s Night of the Living Dead (1968) and Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead (1981) are obvious examples, the latter two at least proving to be epicentres of seismic change in the genre. They remain powerful influences on horror film directors even today — not to mention making Grand Masters of their directors.

Now a new hell is breaking out!

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Hell on Earth (US-2009; dir. ted A. Bohus)

Hell on Earth — which has just been completed and is awaiting distribution — has a distinct feel of Raimi’s masterpiece about it, at least from early indications. Check out the first trailer:

Director Ted A. Bohus has an obvious predilection for physical make-up SFX, thus giving his films that gooey, ropy, unsanitised feel that was so characteristic of monster films of the 1980s — which was the era in which Bohus stepped onto the bloody stage. He is the producer, writer or director of such exploitation horror films as The Deadly Spawn (1983), Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990), and Vampire Vixens from Venus (1995). As you can see from the respective artwork for these films, he has a fondness for grotesque creatures, teeth and scantily clad women — all prime ingredients of any exploitation horror film career.

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Bohus described Hell on Earth to Undead Backbrain thus:

HELL ON EARTH uses the classic theme of humans fighting their way out of an impossible situation. Of course this “impossible situation” just happens to be infested with all sorts of monsters, demons, and undead creatures.

Bobby walks with the help of metal leg braces and lives with his nasty parents and repulsive sister. He plays with “imaginary friends” provided by the mysterious and ancient “Apocryphal Book of Tarkuhm” given to him by his eccentric and somewhat crazy Aunt Sadie. What he does not know is the monsters and demons are only biding their time until the planets are aligned and they can get him to read the passage freeing their master from another universe.

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As this process begins, more and more bizarre creatures breach the portal of this world and magically seal everyone in the house including Bobby, his parents, sister Peggy, her partying friends, and Aunt Sadie. Things get nasty as one by one the inhabitants of the house fall prey to the ever increasing hoard of creatures.

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Finally Bobby himself is possessed by the majestic leader of the demons. Who will survive? Who will discover the way to destroy these strange creatures and save the Earth?

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Two of Peggy’s friends finally discover that the secret to destroying the creatures is “The Book.” As the Bobby/Demon is firing plasma bolts and electricity, the last couple alive is being stalked by bizarre monsters.

At the last minute as the Demon is about to destroy everything with a tremendous blast of lightning…

To Be Continued (with lots more pictures)….

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Astro-Zombies Back For More!

Low-budget exploitation legend Ted V. Mikels has been in touch with news on his latest project.

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It is, of course, the second sequel to his original space zombie “cult” film, The Astro-Zombies (US-1968),  following upon 2002’s return to the distinctive skull-masked and violent corpses, Mark of the Astro-Zombies.

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Synopsis (The Astro-Zombies):

After being fired from the Space Agency, the disgruntled (not to mention crazy) Dr. DeMarco creates an Astroman from a criminal’s dead body. However, he loses control of his creation, which goes on a killing spree, attracting the attention of an international spy ring and the CIA. (IMDb)

The Astro-Zombies starred John Carradine, Wendell Corey (in his last film), and the violently sexy icon Tura Satana, who excelled in Russ Meyer’s Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965). The film may or may not be Mikels’ best film, but it is probably his most iconic. As exploitation classics go, it is closely followed by The Corpse Grinders (1972), The Doll Squad (1973) or even Blood Orgy of the She Devils (1972).

Mikels commented to the Backbrain:

Seems that so many folks prefer to talk about my ASTRO or CORPSE movies. What about my other 400 credits in a non-stop attack on movie-making for sixty years? Like STRIKE ME DEADLY, THE BLACK KLANSMAN, THE DOLL SQUAD, TEN VIOLENT WOMEN, MISSION: KILLFAST, HEART OF A BOY, ETC.

What about them indeed? Mikels has worked in just about every role in the production process, from producer, writer, director, actor through to SFX, music and stuntman (see his IMDb entry).

But those crazy space zombies obviously held an attraction to both Mikels and the public, because he came back to them in 2002, bringing with him Tura Satana and adding Scream Queen Brinke Stevens.

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Synopsis (Mark of the Astro-Zombies):

This time around, it’s evil aliens who are operating on people. These strange space creatures are planting computer chips inside human brains and replacing organs with synthetic substitutes. The initial plan: Send dozens of mindless Astro-Zombies, armed with razor-sharp machetes, to Earth with orders to indiscriminately slash and kill all in sight! A pair of ruthlessly ambitious criminals study newspaper headlines and recall that these occurrences are somewhat similar to what took place in another time. A scheme is formulated to capitalize on these horrific events by gathering major foreign emissaries and duping them into paying billions of dollars for the power to control their own army of unstoppable walking dead. (IMDb)

And now we have Astro-Zombies M3: Cloned.

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Mikels commented to Kaiju Search-Robot Avery on July 15:

I’m in the process of streamlining my studios into a totally new batch of adventures, into the total digital realm. My sixty years of movie-making collectibles, 35mm cameras and editing equipment, fifty tons of other stuff, (“DUMPSTERIZING” MUCH OF IT) is being moved into new archival headquarters, demanding my full time and attention for at least another six weeks — and at the same time I’m shooting on my newest movie ASTRO ZOMBIES M3: CLONED. I’m running day and night…

After posting this location scouting video to his YouTube page, he wrote:

Because everyone loves my ASTRO ZOMBIES, and so many people from all around the world want to be in a Ted V. Mikels’ movie as an ASTRO ZOMBIE, or any part available. I can’t resist making another one when people show such an interest. The new one will more camp than ever.

And added:

Tura will be involved, so will THE DOLL SQUAD!

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Mikels also directed us to a new documentary made by Kevin Sean Michaels, The Wild World of Ted V. Mikels, narrated by none other than John Waters! Now that’s exploitation cred! The doco is described as

… a rollicking look at the independent cinema of Ted V. Mikels, who has been producing films for over 60 years. Mikels is considered a maverick of low-budget movie-making. In The Wild World of Ted V. Mikels, Mikels himself tells his fascinating life story. (Ted’s website)

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Last Words?

Who knows what the future holds? Zombies are one thing, but my “ASTRO ZOMBIES” are of a different kind, my own creations. If the interest in them keeps up, the series may continue. (Ted V. Mikels)

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Images from ICFBTS… Again

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As we’ve discussed before, kaiju artist supremo Todd Tennant is currently working on several issues in the Ray Harryhausen Presents It Came From Beneath the Sea… Again series for Bluewater Comics. Being the generous chap he is, Todd has sent along a wealth of pictures, some of the preview images exclusive to Undead Backbrain. In the gallery at the end I’ve included a few of the pictures we’ve already seen, just for the sake of completeness.

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This one Todd refers to as “one very POed Octo”:

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This one is a pencil drawing of a victim of Octopus attack, caught inland because… gasp! the Octopi have made incursions beyond the beachfront!

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Giant monster mayhem! Tentacles! Robots! Laser weapons! City-wide destruction! What more can we ask for? Keep up the good work, Todd. We’re waiting breathlessly for the final product!

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Review: Ogre

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Looking like something Hammer Films might have concocted as their take on the giant monster sub-genre in the Age of CGI — replete with overt melodrama, an effectively used mini-budget, second-tier but professional actors (though sadly no Peter Cushing or Christopher Lee), a large mythic beast and period setting — Ogre weaves a fantasy-horror narrative that rarely strays too far from its own generic safety zone yet manages to offer an entertaining B-level film experience nevertheless — and one that feels fresher than it actually is.

In a Hammeresque prologue set in 1859, the town of Ellensford, Pennsylvania enters into a pact brokered by their resident sorcerer to incarnate, in the form of a gigantic ogre, the mysterious disease that’s killing them off. This will, he says, save them. The downside is that their survival will be dependent upon an annual human sacrifice.

But survive is exactly what they do — in a sort of diminishing-returns way. The town and its population are frozen in time — safe from the ravages of disease and ageing, and all for the cost of one recurring moment of terror each year when, at the allotted time, a chosen victim is dished up for the lumbering ogre’s annual meal. Of course, given that procreation has been suspended, this means the population will die off eventually, just at a snail’s pace.

In the present, four hikers come seeking the legendary “ghost town”, not really expecting to find it but stumbling upon it nevertheless. It is their entry into the town’s displaced reality than precipitates the first change in the cruel, decimating ritual for over 100 years.

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As far as low-budget monster flicks that premiered on the SciFi Channel go, Ogre isn’t so bad. There’s plenty to criticize, but if you enter it with some sort of reasonable perspective on cinematic budget levels and horror subgenres, you might find that it’s less dully typical than the run of straight-to-TV monster flicks and rather entertainingly realized. Of course the Usual Suspects among internet critics disagree, but their rampant kneejerk negativity isn’t really warranted and perhaps reflects the fact that the film’s underlying aesthetic tone is more Canadian than American.

One thing that’s positive about Ogre is the competent acting. Of the cast, Katharine Isabelle — whose extensive CV runs from the sublime (Ginger Snaps) to the unfortunate (2004’s pathetic mangling of Earthsea) — even managed to interest me in the stereotypical twenty-something “potential victim” she was given to portray. But the other cast members acquit themselves professionally, too, including John Schneider (Smallville, The Dukes of Hazzard) as the one-dimensional sorcerer Bartlett Henry. The cast is helped by dialogue that is edgy enough to survive the potential disaster of the townspeople’s archaic language usage and it is also refreshing to have a ghost town where the inhabitants aren’t maniacs, but ordinary, generally well-meaning folk caught in an ethically dubious situation born of their own weakness.

The outcome may be fairly predictable — some of that predictability being inherent in the concept — but Monroe’s direction keeps things moving and again creates a sense that, while we may have seen this before, he’s willing to do what he can with the material.

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Something that may be an issue is the monster itself. Someone coming to this film under the mistaken expectation that they’re in for the sort of hi-octane SFX spectacle we’re used to from even mid-range multi-million dollar epics such as, say, The Fantastic Four is likely to be less than impressed. But in fact the low-level CGI is competent, with good detail and some imaginative angles, and gives a sense of heaviness to the Shrek-on-a-very-bad-day creature, even if the lumbering monstrosity is hardly elegant and its skin has a fluid digital mushiness that isn’t totally convincing. But to tell you the truth I’m tired of the rapidly moving monster gymnasts that CGI has spawned in SFX films of late and so the Godzilla-like awkwardness of the ogre suited me fine. This monster is big and ungainly, awkwardly affected by gravity — an unreal, magic-spawned incarnation of disease and evil intent — and the unrealistic CGI resonates with that idea. The ogre’s relative size may be less-than-consistent, but that’s about as much as I’d want to criticize it for. Otherwise the beastie is fiercely present and bloodily vicious enough for the purposes of the plot.

Maybe I was just in a good mood, but I enjoyed this B-monster flick on its own terms and didn’t feel like I’d wasted my time. Even the redemptive, self-sacrificial ending felt so integral to Ogre’s thematic structure that it came over as affecting rather than weak-kneed and cynical.

If you like creature features in the Hammer mode, you might enjoy Ogre. If not, why would you rent something with a title like that?

Review originally published on Horrorscope

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Update: Galactic Raiders

Exclusively from director Larry Arpin comes this portrait of the main Big Bad creature from his film Galactic Raiders (US-[in post-production]; dir. Larry Arpin), named Vorax:

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Click on the image to view it super-sized!

Comments Arpin:

The background is not final, but very similar [to what will be in the final shot]. I’ve got lots to comp and more to animate of this creature. This is the very first appearance in the film in the first reel.

Looking good, Larry!

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Release Update: Serpent Lake

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The independently made, micro-budget lake monster flick Serpent Lake (US-2009; dir. Joel Trujillo) has been in the making since early last year.

Now we’ve had word that the film is not only finished but released on DVD. Yes, Tiny Tim has arrived, toothy and full of fun!

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Kaiju Search-Robot Avery reports:

Director Joel Trujillo has sent us this big batch of exclusive stills from Serpent Lake to celebrate the film’s release on independent DVD. It’s now available exclusively through the official website. The cost is a mere $10.00 + s&h [Note from UB: seems there was a problem with the original online order form, but if you go to the website and send them an email, your order will be dealt with]. This is a really super bargain for a movie these days, especially when it’s a brand new one.

Joel and the crew put their all into this little horror/comedy creature feature flick and wanted to make it one we monster fans would truly enjoy. They’ve already begun work on their newest film, which is called The Sparrowman. Joel Trujillo and crew wanted me to pass on their thanks to Undead Backbrain readers for all the support they’ve been given.

Undead Backbrain assures readers that Avery speaks from the heart here and is definitely not working on commission for JFT Film Productions or subsidiaries.

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Full Trailer:

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I’ll Lead!

I’m trying to think of something witty to say about this Godzilla vs Kitten Kong image, but it’s too early in the morning…

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via Cat Sparks

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