A Life With Zombies

Writer and zombie afficionado Chuck McKenzie recently posted this true story to the Southern Horror Yahoo Group — a tale of an ordinary life with zombies, travel, perceptive children and Michael Jackson.

I’m generally not the sort to bore others with anecdotes about my kid, but I feel compelled to share the following conversation I had with my 5-year-old son this afternoon while he and my wife were driving me home from work. If nothing else, it goes some way to explaining why I’m … like I am. I get it from my kid, obviously … And no, I promise I’m not making any of the following up:

Max (looking out the window at a passing graveyard): Look Dad! A graveyard! (Pause) That’s where zombies come from, isn’t it?
Me (looking guiltily at wife): Um. Yeah. Kind of. Just in stories, though.
Max: Is James Brown buried there?
Me: Who?
Max: James Brown.
Me: Who’s James Brown?
Max: You know, the man who sings the ‘I Feel Good’ song.
Me: How do you know about James Brown and ‘I Feel Good’?
Max: Is James Brown buried there?
Me: Um, no, he’s buried in America.
Max: Oh. (Pause). Where?
Me (in best ‘end-of-coversation’ voice): I don’t know.
Max: Oh. (Pause). Is James Brown dead?
Me: Yes. That’s why they buried him.
Max: Oh. (Pause). If James Brown was a zombie –
Wife (in a warning tone): Max…
Max: — would he sing disco, or eat people?
Me: Um, no, he, uh … James Brown sang soul music, mate. That’s, uh … a bit different to disco music.
Max: Oh. (Pause). You like disco music, don’t you, Dad.
Me (Cautiously): Um … yes?
Max: And you like zombies, don’t you, Dad?
Me: Yes.
Max: If James Brown was a zombie —
Wife: Max, can we stop talking about zombies?
Max: — would you write a story about it?
Me: Um. I don’t know. Maybe.
Max: Oh. (Pause). You like to dance to disco music, don’t you, Dad?
Me: Um. Yes. But I don’t any more. It upsets your mother.
(Max begins giggling to himself).
Wife: What are you laughing at, Max?
Max: Daddy dances like a nob!
Me & Wife: Max!
Me: That’s not true!
Wife: Well …
Max: Your dancing gives everyone the shits, Dad.
Me (angry now): Max! Where did you hear that?
Max (after a pause): Mummy.
(Silence in car for well over a minute).
Max: Dad!
Me: YES!
Max: Is Michael Jackson a zombie?
Me (giving up): Yes. Yes, he is.
Max: That’s so cool!
Last year Chuck wrote a highly entertaining zombie tale online, adding new content diary-fashion over the course of the year. It traced one man’s experience of the zombie apocalypse in a suburban setting, one day at a time. Unfortunately that work is no longer available, but the good news is he has started a new one for 2009, Deadwalkers: Life After the Zombie Apocalypse, which you can read here. This is definitely worth following, people, as Chuck — apart from being a very funny man — knows his zombies and has a knack for targeting the humorous, everyday absurdities that bring a story alive.
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They Hope Mold Will Grow On You!

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Mold! (US-2009; dir. Neil Meschino) is an independent horror comedy that plays in the mold (sorry!) of such gross-out films as Herschell Gordon Lewis’ Blood Feast (1962), Jackie Kong’s Blood Diner (1987), Larry Cohen’s The Stuff (1985), and the Aussie film Body Melt (Philip Brophy, 1993) — full of gore, muck, slime and other unsanitary substances. But in a humorous way…

It is set against the background of Ronald Reagan’s war on drugs and clearly draws on 1980s muck-and-mire horror aesthetics, post-Evil Dead. SFX artist Jeremy Selenfriend commented: “There are exploding hearts, melting eyeballs, mass injuries and gunshot wounds”, and from the pictures below ooze, slime and zombiesque behaviour, using physical effects and animatronics rather than CGI.

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There are many more images of muck, yuck and bloody carnage in the picture gallery below.

Synopsis:

Set in 1984, when the war on drugs was at its height, the story concerns a strain of mold developed by the government to wipe out Colombian coca fields. Unfortunately, during a demonstration, the mold gets out of control and proves to be deadly to more than just vegetation. (IMDb)

Here’s some behind-the-scenes SFX work from Mold! That should give you an idea as to what you’re in for.

For more effects work and behind-the-scenes moments from the SFX man Selenfriend, check out his YouTube channel.

Picture Gallery


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Giving Form to the King of the Monsters

This documentary has too many priceless images of the development of both Godzilla and the Godzilla suit not to post in here. Slightly abridged to fit the YouTube format, it is by Godzilla expert Ed Godziszewski chronicling the evolution of the Godzilla suit for the first Toho movie made in 1954. It includes rare, behind-the-scenes images of the Godzilla suit as well as SFX great Eiji Tsuburaya and his team at work.

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The Week (or Two) on Undead Brainspasm

Update: $quid (28 March 2009)

  • A “Romster Comedy” about a giant squid that attacks a cruise boat on the Brisbane River

New: ZMD (28 March 2009)

  • One of two in-production zombie films with the title “Zombies of Mass Destruction”, a political zombie comedy

New: DragonQuest (27 March 2009)

  • A decent-looking dragon fantasy from The Asylum

New: The Dead (26 March 2009)

  • A road trip across Africa amidst the zombie apocalypse

New Release: Platoon of the Dead (18 March 2009)

  • Nazi zombie film newly released to DVD

New: Thoraxx II: The Breeding (15 March 2009)

A comedy about giant bugs: “the World’s First Giant Bug Hillbilly Musical”

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Update: Pig Hunt

Nor-Cal? So Northern California has become a subgenre, eh?

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The above poster — released exclusively to Undead Backbrain  — draws attention to a film about a giant pig, North Californian rednecks, a cult of homicidal (and frequently undressed) chicks, and slaughter.

Pig Hunt (US-2008; dir. James Isaac)

When John takes his San Francisco friends to his deceased uncle’s remote ranch to hunt wild pigs, it seems like a typical guys weekend with guns – despite the presence of John’s sexy girlfriend Brooks. But as John and his crew trek deeper into the forest, they begin tracking the awful truth about his uncle’s demise and the legend of The Ripper — a murderous three-thousand-pound black boar! Their pursuit leads them through fields of marijuana and into the muddy landscape of Big Wallow, involving high-powered weaponry, the violent and unpredictable Tibbs Brothers, massacred emus, a machete-toting Hippie Stranger, vengeful rednecks, and throat-slitting Cult Girls who grow dope by day and worship a Giant Killer Pig by night. By the time the pig hunt is done, no one is innocent – or unscathed. Not for the faint of heart, Pig Hunt is a darkly comic horror film that combines the best of Deliverance, Jaws, and Diner, but remains uniquely Nor-Cal in its tone and scope. It is cinematic punkabilly – fresh, shocking, unforgettable!

Though the filmmakers reference Deliverance, Jaws and Diner as inspirations, I find it way easier to see the influence of Mad Max: The Road Warrior and, in particular, Razorback — the latter not only because of the giant pig, but because of the general aesthetic approach as well. The weirdos of Razorback may not be North Californian, but they’re cut from the same slab of meat! Maybe the redneck ethos goes hand-in-hand with huge pigs.

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Not surprisingly Pig Hunt includes cameos and music from blues harp legend Charlie Musselwhite and Primus’s Les Claypool, who were responsible for “the brooding funky original score”. This fact alone is reason to see it! Go to the official website to hear some of it.

Trailer:

Warning! The imagery contained herein is rather full-on and not suitable for the squeamish.

The film is currently screening at assorted places thoughout the US. Check here for dates and places.

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Weekend Fright Flick: I’m Not Dead Yet

This weekend’s short horror flick is an exploration of the effect of becoming a zombie on a relationship.

I’m Not Dead Yet (US-2008; short [10:20]; dir. Steve Bergwerff)

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As such, it’s in the same subgenre as the excellent feature film, Zombie Honeymoon (US-2005; dir. Dave Gebroe), though the metaphor is worked quite differently. Watch it. It’s an effective and quite moving piece.

Synopsis:

Jesse and Greg are experiencing some strange events in their city home. After being scared so traumatically, Jesse suffers a miscarriage, which sends the two urbanites fleeing to Greg’s parent’s cottage. While Jesse tries to relax and heal from the stress to her mind and body, Greg goes out to find some food. He returns with food he had bought locally from some of the townsfolk, but after eating the food, Greg becomes violently ill. Upon discovering Greg’s incredible deterioration in health, Jesse tries to stay strong and help her husband. Greg, now in a zombie state, reacts violently towards her; but he is severely conflicted, mentally aware of what he is doing but unable to control his actions.

The Film:

Source: Ironcloud Productions Facebook page

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Scottish Hooker vs Ken Russell

ken_russell2It seems that famous film auteur Ken Russell may have gone mad. That’s not news as many would argue that he’s always been completely bonkers. His films — including classics such as  The Devils (1971), Tommy (1975), Altered States (1980), the decadently bizarre Gothic (1986), The Lair of the White Worm (1988) and many others — have a tendency to provoke either passionate enthusiasm or equally passionate disdain. I’m on the enthusiastic side myself, generally speaking. Now it appears he’s been making bizarre short films, such as “Hotpants” (a collection of “erotic shorts”) and  “The Girl With the Golden Breasts” — part of Trapped Ashes (2006), an anthology film that featured work by Sean S. Cunningham, Joe Dante, John Gaeta, Monte Hellman and, of course, Russell himself).

His latest stars wife Elise, who apparently shares his particular brand of cinematic lunacy.

In the London Times of 23 December 2008 he says the he will be celebrating Christmas by beginning filming on “another mini-masterpiece”, a biographical romp called Bravetart vs the Loch Ness Monster.

Of the title characters, he says:

Bravetart is a sassy Scottish prostitute who is played by my (Jill-of-all-trades) wife Elise and is pure invention, with a nod to Mel Gibson. The monsters — both the man (played by myself) and his amphibious ally or “familiar” — are based on real-life characters. The world-famous denizen of the deep is in actuality Nessie, that serpentine creature of myth and legend come to life. For the extravagant claim that she actually exists, I have the word of my one-time cameraman Dick Bush, who saw the monster from a hilltop overlooking the famous loch. Before he had time to reload his camera, the enormous beast had dived beneath the billows. Still, I believe him — Bush was, as they say, a “God-fearing man”.

So there are two Loch Ness monsters, one of them is the well-known lake monster, but the other is somewhat less expected (though equally well-known):

I’m sure some of you have already guessed that I’m referring to that evil master of black magic, Aleister Crowley — who at one time lived in a sinister castle on the very shores of Loch Ness itself (before Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin bought it in a moment of rock-star hubris, only to sell it after it proved to be haunted).

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He points out that the filming didn’t take place at Loch Ness itself:

Gorsewood Films (my answer to Hollywood) won’t be going to Scotland; no need to when we have Hatchet Pond in the New Forest as a credible stand-in. That plus a dozen kilts and a visit to the Just for Fun joke shop in Southampton should see us through our tale of Highland murder, mists, magic, mischief, mentalism and the martial arts. And as a bonus, the medieval walls of Southampton will adequately provide a replica of Edinburgh Castle.

On the plot he says:

Bravetart MacDonald, our matter-of-fact hooker with a heart of gold and a brogue as thick as her boot soles, comes from a family of entrepreneurs — all in the flesh trade. Brother and sister arrive as paying guests at Crowley’s castle to participate in a wild haggis hunt, sponsored by Crowley and his trusty henchman MacHaddock (played by Barry Lowe). How the MacDonald siblings end up in a coffin floating down Loch Ness, and Bravetart challenges the magician Crowley to a battle of wits and swordplay — with a bewitched, man-eating haggis joining the fun — are just more thrilling episodes in this bizarre and touching tale.

What is MacHaddock hiding under his kilt? Is Bravetart a common whore or a real-life Highland heroine? Is Crowley pure evil or do his feelings for Nessie and MacHaddock imply a tender side? Will the auld MacDonalds be restored to their clan glory, or will the family end up as fast food for a sea serpent’s snack?

It sounds … um, interesting… to say the least. Bewitched, man-eating haggis? Excellent!

Russell describes his own films rather succinctly when he says: “I like to stretch the parameters of expectations — and flirt a little with the edges of bad taste. All in all, I aim for ‘dangerous beauty’, and I know it when I see it.”

Bravetart vs the Loch Ness Monster is apparently debuting on the internet, for he adds: “And some good news: the mini-epic will be available by Easter 2009 on a website near you.”

  • Source: The Times 23 December 2008 via a nice transcription on iconocast.com via Avery. Go to iconocast.com to read the full article.
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New: Reel Zombies

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Reel Zombies (Canada-2008; dir. David J. Francis and Mike Masters)

In a rather neat confusing of real life and fiction, directors Mike Masters and David Francis play themselves in this innovative Canadian take on the flesh-eating zombie apocalypse genre. So do most of the cast. Even the zombies are real! Well, that’s the premise anyway.

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Synopsis:

Independent zombie filmmakers, Producer Mike Masters and Director David J. Francis, the team behind the commercially unsuccessful Zombie Night 1 and 2, set about to complete their trilogy, only this time, using the real zombies that have taken over much of the world.

With a full crew and a documentarian following them all the way, Masters and Francis embark on the production of their masterpiece, only to discover that shooting in a post-apocalyptic world offers even more challenges than they faced on their first two films.

Trailer:


Reel Zombies has been doing the festival circuit and has so far gained nine nominations and has won Best Feature at the 2008 Revenant Film Festival, as well as Best Foreign Feature and Best Cinematography at the B-Movie Film Festival.

Now, for readers here in Australia, the film comes to Sydney!

The film will be showing as part of A Night of Horror International Film Festival from March 25 to  April 3. Reel Zombies is on at the Dendy Theatre in Newtown on 28 March 2009, 9 pm. The showing is followed by a Q&A with Mike Masters the co-director/producer and star of Reel Zombies. See the Australian Horror Writers Association website for details.

For more information on the Night of Horror Film Festival, check out their website.

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Review: The Horseman

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The Horseman (Aust-2008; dir. Steven Kastrissios)

The title of this independent revenge thriller is a reference to Revelations 6:8 and its horseman of the Apocalypse: “And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death…” It encapsulates much about the nature, tone and themes of director Kastrissios’ powerful movie.

The Horseman veers toward drama rather than the more gaudy generic qualities that its genesis as a “revenge” flick might suggest. Though violent and unflinching, with excellent fight sequences choreographed by King Kong alumni Chris Anderson, it is powerfully emotional as it attempts to depict not just gruesome retribution but also what would drive an ordinary man to throw his life away by becoming an avenging killer.

Christian is a father whose daughter has been found dead in an alley, having choked on her own vomit. At the same time he receives a porn video in the mail — a video in which his daughter “stars” — and it sends him on a quest to find out what really happened. Torturing information from each culprit as he follows the links from one to the next, he leaves an escalating body count in his wake. Only a young woman he picks up along the way, who reminds him of his lost daughter, offers him any salvation — but already it may be too late.

The film starts mid-action and relies on the story itself to fill in necessary background through the narrative’s imagery and dramatically tight dialogue rather than lengthy flashbacks. It becomes part of the film’s driving force. Lead Peter Marshall’s performance is stunning, both hard-hitting and subtle, combining anger, despair and utter fragility in every action, every word.

The Horseman is an impressive work. Acknowledging its small budget is in this case not necessary in order to justify any technical or conceptual flaws, but does emphasise what a remarkable achievement it really is.

Highly recommended.

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Steven Kastrissios: Riding with the Horseman

An interview

Steven Kastrissios is a young Brisbane filmmaker whose debut thriller, The Horseman, recently premiered at the Melbourne International Film Festival. If the result is anything to go by, he is destined for great things.

Undead Backbrain: So Steve, what is The Horseman about?

Steven Kastrissios: Revenge. In the beginning we don’t even know if there’s been a crime. It’s just that the protagonist’s daughter has died. He gets a porn video sent to him anonymously, showing her in a very questionable situation, and so he follows the links to whoever was involved in it. He wants to find out what happened, who was responsible — and as he does the body count rises.

UB: How would you characterise the film in genre terms?

SK: It’s a revenge movie so there’s lots of blood and guts, but the whole point was to take that B-grade, very popular, well-trodden concept and treat it really, really seriously. How would the scenario really go down? Yet though revenge-action in concept, The Horseman has the qualities of a drama. I suppose if I had to characterise the film to a general audience, it’s a Hollywood story made with the sensibilities of a European-style film. Among Australian genre films, the closest I could compare it to is Wolf Creek. But that’s a slasher film and this is revenge and the way the audience responds is quite different. There’s very high emotional engagement with Christian [the father]. The violence is not silly or over-the-top, it’s not cartoony, it’s not clichéd. I wanted it to be real. The lead actor Peter Marshall delivers a phenomenal performance.

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UB: How does the Australian setting make a difference?

SK: Often in American films everyone’s running around with guns and Uzis and other hardware. In Australia, with gun-control, it’s obviously a bit more difficult if you’re just an ordinary Aussie dad. So the protagonist uses tools that he’s pulled out of the garage. He doesn’t know what he’s doing; he’s just trying to piece together this crime.

UB: How did you manage the impressive action sequences?

SK: We had the stunt coordinator from Peter Jackson’s King Kong help us out there, Chris Anderson. He was probably the biggest name on our film. We were lucky in that we had two cameras, which allowed us to do very elaborate fight scenes. Having two cameras for the drama as well was amazing — there are so many big confrontational moments and having two cameras means that you don’t have to cut between the actors mid-scene. They can scream over the top of each other without needing to leave gaps in the lines. You can really see the result on film. It’s so dynamic.

UB: Your role was a varied one.

SK: I’m the writer, producer, director, editor, financier, digital colourist… Myself and my family put the money into the project through 10BA [a government tax incentive scheme, now defunct]. I used my house as collateral. We worked with a very humble budget — but most of the crew came on board for free, the cast worked for minimum wage and everyone came together because there’s not a lot of projects like this floating around Brisbane, or Australia for that matter. You know, where it’s a big genre film that goes all the way with action and blood-and-guts but the story takes itself seriously.
It’s a good example of how far money can go with the latest technology. Most of the post-production was done on my home Mac. I wasn’t planning to do as much as I did, but the software just got more and more sophisticated as we were making it, and I could do more, so I did.

UB: The film certainly doesn’t look “home-made”.

SK: It was shot in four weeks and we didn’t always have time to get the little scenes I might have wanted, so I just cut them out. It’s better for that tightness, I think. Very lean, and it doesn’t tell you too much.

UB: What is your own background in film?

SK: I don’t have any huge production credits. I’ve really just done my own thing since I was 14. Short films — genre films, horror films, but mainly action. I ran my own business doing wedding videos and home video editing — whatever paid the bills. I learnt as I went along. But the aim to make a feature was always there.

UB: What sort of response have you had so far?

SK: Really strong. The trick is that because we don’t have any big-name cinema actors in the film, distributors want to wait to see what the broader reaction is going to be at screenings and festivals. Many distributors that I talk to still haven’t learnt the lesson of Wolf Creek. The attitude is still “If it’s Aussie genre it goes straight to DVD.” But we’re talking to some who are a bit more ballsy and I’m hopeful.

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UB: One criticism you often hear about Australian cinema is that it’s too arthouse for the market, so why release it widely?

SK: Well, we won’t get that response for this film. It’s definitely not too arthouse. It might be too violent for a lot of people. As I said earlier I wanted to treat the concept of revenge as realistically as possible and really explore how someone could delve into that world and throw their life away in the process. Some people relate to Christian straight away, while others simply see him as a psycho and don’t sympathise with him at all — and it’s funny how women seem to sympathise with him more than men. But everyone I’ve shown the film too has been deeply affected by it. Certainly not everyone can stomach the violence but that said it’s not a parade of gore. It’s the old trick that you hear it more than you see it and therefore it’s more effective. People are seeing this film as a horror-action thriller — and that’s fair enough, but it has great acting and strong drama, and there really can’t be too many genre films like this that can affect people so strongly that it brings them to tears.

UB: Thanks, Steve.

The Horseman is due for release in Australia soon.

Both the above review and interview were written for Black Magazine
and were published in issue 2 (2008)

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Little Ending of Horrors

One of my favourite films is, I’m happy to admit, the 1986 musical version of Corman’s 1960 original, Little Shop of Horrors. Love the performances, love the choreography, love the music, love Audrey II in all his increasingly nasty glory.

As you probably know, it was based on a Broadway musical and caused some controversy when it turned the original’s “dark” ending into a “happy” one. Initially, however, the “dark” ending was filmed; it followed more closely on the stage play and it was test audience reaction that seems to lie at the heart of the decision to let both Seymour and Audrey survive the experience. The theatrical ending has, indeed, always seemed a little out of place and a little truncated — but frankly, I loved the characters so much, I’m happy to have them survive to live on in their artificial suburban paradise, as ironic as that may be. The final smirk of the “baby” Audrey II in their perfect garden is priceless.

I’ve always been curious in regards to the original ending but hadn’t seen it until recently. When I did, what surprised me was that it adds significantly to the film’s run-time — and culminates in an affectionate recreation of a Godzilla-like rampage. The original ending, it seems, was not only darker in that it killed off the two leads, but was darker because of the full-on apocalyptic invasion that it depicts.

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So here, below, is that original ending, in three parts. It’s in black-and-white and is a rough-cut (because apparently the colour negatives were destroyed in a fire), but hey, watch it! It’s something else. If you’re a giant monster fan, and impatient, skip straight to Part 3. That’s where the kaiju action happens.

Part One:

Part Two:

Part 3:

Which do I prefer? Hard to say really? The sentimentalist in me likes the theatrical one — but the kaiju fan in me really wants the original instead!

Addendum: For more on the story behind the original ending and its history, see this excellent DVD Savant article.

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