At Conflux on Sunday, Jack Dann launches Creeping in Reptile Flesh, while the author, both pleased and embarrassed, listens to his words of praise:
And off it goes into the world!
Lots of folk bought it on the day, but you can buy it here.
At Conflux on Sunday, Jack Dann launches Creeping in Reptile Flesh, while the author, both pleased and embarrassed, listens to his words of praise:
And off it goes into the world!
Lots of folk bought it on the day, but you can buy it here.
Seen one Chosen One, seen ’em all? I don’t think so. Have a look at this one!
The Chosen One (US-2008; animation; dir. Chris Lackey)
Here are two trailers:
The Story:
Lou Hanske’s having a hell of a day … he’s lost his job, totaled his car, and been attacked by a bear. Just when it seems like life can’t get any worse, Lou is informed by the eccentric Church of Frank that he’s “The Chosen One” — the savior from prophecy who must travel to Kansas, speak to God and deliver the world into a new age. Together with his elderly roommate Zeb (Chris Sarandon), his best friend Donna (Danielle Fishel) and Lucifer himself (Tim Curry), Lou (Chad Fifer) must master his budding super-powers to overcome Ninjas, Thugs, Femme Fatales (Traci Lords), Religious Zealots (Lance Henriksen), his obsession with his SciFi star ex-girlfriend (Laura Prepon), Giant Monsters and a Posse of Kung Fu Robots in order to fulfill his destiny!
Hmm, not a bad cast for an independent animated feature film that includes, among other things, zombie robots (what’s a zombie robot?) and a giant monster…
And for good luck, here is Tim Curry discussing the film and his role as Lucifer:
The film is now available on DVD.
Another monster from the Great Age of Monsters!
An article in the journal Palaeontology for 26 September describes the skull of a monstrous prehistoric seabird dated as some 50 million years old. The bird is interesting in being the size of a small airplane and having a mouth full of unbird-like spiky teeth. It is known as Dasornis, a bony-toothed bird, or pelagornithid, and was discovered in the London Clay that underlies much of London, Essex and northern Kent in southeastern UK.
“By today’s standards these were pretty bizarre animals, but perhaps the strangest thing about them is that they had sharp, tooth-like projections along the cutting edges of the beak,” said Gerald Mayr of the German Senckenberg Research Institute and author of the report.
With a wingspan of some 15 foot (five metres), Dasornis is similar in habits to the Albatross but 40 percent bigger.
Said Mayr:
No living birds have true teeth—which are made of enamel and dentine—because their distant ancestors did away with them more than 100 million years ago, probably to save weight and make flying easier.
But the bony-toothed birds, like Dasornis, are unique among birds in that they reinvented tooth-like structures by evolving these bony spikes.
These birds probably skimmed across the surface of the sea, snapping up fish and squid on the wing. With only an ordinary beak these would have been difficult to keep hold of, and the pseudo-teeth evolved to prevent meals slipping away.
Seems like a rather dodgy description of the evolutionary process to me, especially coming from a scientist — but I know what he meant.
When I read that Universal Pictures had paid a couple of guys (Adam Cooper and Bill Collage) a large amount of money to write a screenplay for a big budget take on Melville’s classic Moby Dick — arguing for an original approach that would be “loaded with chaos and destruction” — I was momentarily interested.
There has been, of course, several screen versions of the story (if not the actual, rather encyclopedic novel), the best being the 1956 Moby Dick, as directed by John Huston and starring Gregory Peck as the obsessed Captain Ahab.
I argued a while back that this film was in fact a giant monster film in all but genre name, there being several significant indications of this within the script. So a film in which Moby Dick “rampages” through the oceans of the world would certainly have potential, I would have thought.
In this new version the writers are taking a “graphic novel-style” approach which will shift the focus from Ishmael’s famed first-person narration as he recounts Ahab’s obsession with killing the whale that crippled him. The change in perspective, they claim, will allow them to depict Moby Dick’s decimation of other ships prior to its encounter with the Pequod. “We wanted to take a graphic novel sensibility to a classic narrative,” said Collage.
Apparently Ahab will become more “a charismatic leader than a brooding obsessive”. Hmmm.
The film is to be directed by Night Watch and Day Watch director Timur Bekmambetov.
As I said at the start I was momentarily interested in this because I thought the opening of the article was suggesting something original — say a modern-day sequel to Moby Dick, where a descendant of Captain Ahab comes to realise that the Great White Whale is still (supernaturally) alive and has begun a new reign of terror across the oceans of the modern world. Yes, that’s why Moby Dick is white! He’s a ghost!
Okay, just kidding.
The new film’s perspective — a graphic novel take — may be interesting as it seems it will be spinning off to let us watch other ships sink. But I’m rather afraid more sunk ships at the expense of the original’s dramatic centre (Ahab’s obsession) will simply result in turning the film into another big hunk of meaningless eye candy.
But maybe I’m being pessimistic.
I will add that while I admired the visual aspect of Night Watch and Day Watch, I found the narrative flow completely chaotic in both of them. After a while, it got a bit tedious.
So, guys, your new “vision” might not be “your grandfather’s ‘Moby Dick’,” but can we at least have something that is as narratively competent as Huston’s 1956 version, please?
And if you’re going to claim “originality”, can you make sure that “original” doesn’t mean “stupid”?
In The Outbreak (US-2008; designed by Chris and Lynn Lund), you’re plunged straight into the middle of the iconic zombie apocalypse. They’re at the door and decisions have to be made. You make them, and then have to live (or die) by the consequences.
The Outbreak is an interactive online zombie film — well-filmed, dynamic and full of the z-tropes we’ve all come to love. At key points in the film it stops and asks you a question: do you stay in the beseiged room and wait for help, or do you get out to find help? If you give the wrong answer, you — or rather the characters in the film — will die. So let’s hope you know what you’re doing.
This is a very cool concept and it functions well — provided you have a computer with enough grunt, and a reasonably high-speed connection, to allow the visuals to run smoothly. It runs, with all options considered, for 17 minutes.
Chris and wife Lynn Lund, who run the Portland, Oregon web design-and-animation studio SilkTricky (www.SilkTricky.com) created the film and interactive website. Chris directed while Lynn produced.
It was filmed over 6 days in and around Portland, Oregon, using local actors and crew. Said Lynn, “We usually create websites and motion graphics for our clients, but wanted to show what we could do with interactive film.” (Bloody Disgusting.com)
Here is the trailer:
Go and experience the horror now.
The thing about Hammer Film’s iconic versions of Frankenstein and Dracula is that the monster doctor and the vampiric monster lord always return. You just can’t kill ’em!
Seems we can say the same thing about the studio itself.
Not everyone appreciates Hammer Films and their particular brand of gothic horror. But for me, the UK Studio produced some of the great horror films during its lifetime, including the classic Quatermass films — especially Quatermass and the Pit (1967) — and Terence Fisher’s superb series of Frankenstein films, featuring Peter Cushing as the titular mad scientist.
Hammer Studios started out producing TV spin-off comedies and the like, moved into scifi and then found their forte in horror — a combination of lush photography, period settings, prominent cleavage and a level of gore and monstrous violence that was not normally found in mainstream cinema horror before then. It was The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) that did it, followed by The Horror of Dracula (1958). The films were massive hits and re-juvenated the genre. The two leads of these films went on to represent all that was classy about Hammer films; Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee can reasonably be considered the faces (and voices) of Hammer. But they weren’t the end of it. Hammer boasted a large repertory of excellent actors and directors. They all knew what they were doing and the result was a library of films that looked much more expensive than they actually were and which changed the way the world thought about cinematic horror.
The irony is, of course, that Hammer horror films were denigated by contemporary critics and social puritans as sensationalistic, unsubtle and nasty, though now they seem atmospheric and almost discreet.
When times changed and Hammer found it could no longer remain at the leading edge — or didn’t want to adjust to the more extreme levels of realistic violence and sexsploitation that horror films adopted in the post-Exorcist era — they closed shop, their last foray into the genre (in feature films) being To the Devil … A Daughter (1976).
Now, 30 years on, Hammer is back!
Going into production even as we speak is The Wake Wood (UK-2009; dir. David Keating):
Still grieving the death of nine-year-old Alice – their only child – at the jaws of a crazed dog, vet Patrick and pharmacist Louise relocate to the remote town of Wake Wood where they learn of a pagan ritual that will allow them three more days with Alice. The couple find the idea disturbing and exciting in equal measure, but once they agree terms with Arthur, the village’s leader, a far bigger question looms – what will they do when it’s time for Alice to go back? (Bloody Disgusting.com)
David Keating directs from a screenplay he co-wrote with Brendan McCarthy.
In an interview on the Hammer website, Keating and McCarthy express their excitement in being involved with this awakening of the Hammer monster:
[Commented Keating], “Actually I’m quite disappointed that the deal wasn’t done at midnight in a crypt with everyone wearing capes.” Although he says it with a smile, one gets the distinct impression that he would have been perfectly happy to go full Gothic for the historic moment that sees Hammer’s return to features. McCarthy, who has lived with The Wake Wood’s story for longer than anyone, can’t wait to see the cameras roll. “Making a horror film with Hammer – it just doesn’t get any better.”
As they say in the vernacular, I’m there!
Just when you think nothing new can be done with the zombie apocalypse scenario, someone does the obvious and surprises you with the cleverness of it.
Dead Set (UK-2008; TV series; dir. Yann Demanage) lets the zombie apocalypse loose while a bunch of the usual mismatched folk are safely holed away in Big Brother house, and are thus oblivious to what’s going on outside in the real world — until, that is, someone gets evicted.
You can read the full synopsis on the show’s very classy website. It’s a five-episode British TV show that clearly opens by pretending to be an ordinary Big Brother series and descending into gut-munching chaos from there. Do I detect a metaphor?
Meanwhile, here’s the trailer:
The site also has a very cool feature that allows you to take part in some bloodily cute viral advertising. It’s under the “get infected” link.