Update: Creeping in Reptile Flesh is launched

At Conflux on Sunday, Jack Dann launches Creeping in Reptile Flesh, while the author, both pleased and embarrassed, listens to his words of praise:

Jack Dann launches Creeping in Reptile Flesh

Jack Dann shows off the Book

And off it goes into the world!

The book is launched!

Lots of folk bought it on the day, but you can buy it here.

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Oh, No! Not Another Chosen One

Seen one Chosen One, seen ’em all? I don’t think so. Have a look at this one!

The Chosen One (US-2008; animation; dir. Chris Lackey)

The Chosen One Poster

Here are two trailers:

The Story:

Lou Hanske’s having a hell of a day … he’s lost his job, totaled his car, and been attacked by a bear. Just when it seems like life can’t get any worse, Lou is informed by the eccentric Church of Frank that he’s “The Chosen One” — the savior from prophecy who must travel to Kansas, speak to God and deliver the world into a new age. Together with his elderly roommate Zeb (Chris Sarandon), his best friend Donna (Danielle Fishel) and Lucifer himself (Tim Curry), Lou (Chad Fifer) must master his budding super-powers to overcome Ninjas, Thugs, Femme Fatales (Traci Lords), Religious Zealots (Lance Henriksen), his obsession with his SciFi star ex-girlfriend (Laura Prepon), Giant Monsters and a Posse of Kung Fu Robots in order to fulfill his destiny!

Hmm, not a bad cast for an independent animated feature film that includes, among other things, zombie robots (what’s a zombie robot?) and a giant monster…

The Chosen One image

And for good luck, here is Tim Curry discussing the film and his role as Lucifer:

The film is now available on DVD.

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Update: Sacrifice (aka Bob’s Monster Movie) Trailer

Well, there are no visuals, but this text-based trailer manages to intrigue me nevertheless. Check it out!

Don’t forget to follow the instructions at the end.

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Monster Ducks

Another monster from the Great Age of Monsters!

An article in the journal Pal­ae­on­tol­ogy for 26 September describes the skull of a monstrous prehistoric seabird dated as some 50 million years old. The bird is interesting in being the size of a small airplane and having a mouth full of unbird-like spiky teeth. It is known as Da­sor­nis, a bony-toothed bird, or pela­gor­nithid, and was disco­vered in the Lon­don Clay that underlies much of Lon­don, Essex and north­ern Kent in south­east­ern UK.

Artist impression of Dasornis

“By to­day’s stan­dards these were pret­ty bi­zarre an­i­mals, but per­haps the strang­est thing about them is that they had sharp, tooth-like pro­jec­tions along the cut­ting edges of the beak,” said Ger­ald Mayr of the Ger­man Senck­en­berg Re­search In­sti­tute and au­thor of the re­port.

With a wingspan of some 15 foot (five metres), Dasornis is similar in habits to the Albatross but 40 percent bigger.

Said Mayr:

No liv­ing birds have true teeth—which are made of enam­el and den­tine—be­cause their dis­tant an­ces­tors did away with them more than 100 mil­lion years ago, probably to save weight and make fly­ing eas­ier.

But the bon­y-toothed birds, like Da­sor­nis, are un­ique among birds in that they rein­vented tooth-like structures by evolv­ing these bony spikes.

These birds probably skimmed across the sur­face of the sea, snap­ping up fish and squid on the wing. With only an or­di­nary beak these would have been dif­fi­cult to keep hold of, and the pseudo-teeth evolved to prevent meals slip­ping away.

Seems like a rather dodgy description of the evolutionary process to me, especially coming from a scientist — but I know what he meant.

  • Source: World Science
  • The picture is an artist’s impression of Dasornis emuinus. (Sen­cken­berg Re­search In­sti­tute and Na­tur­al His­tory Mu­seum)
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New Publication: Scary Food

A zombie grabbed at him from behind the breakfast cereals. He actually smelt it before he saw it – a nasty mix of rotting meat, rancid blood and something else, something deep and sorrowful. He ducked away, thinking that maybe it was time to get back to the ute. He’d left it running for a speedy getaway, but having lured the dead into the shop and away from the ute, he now had to circle back while he could get to it safely.

At that moment a door opened just in front of him and a scared face peered out. It had spiky hair and bloodshot eyes. “Mr Smith?” it said. “Is that you?”

“Who else? You the dork I talked to on the phone?”

“Sure.” Relief flooded over the kid’s face. “You came to rescue me!”

“I came for Freddo Frogs. Where d’they keep ‘em?”

Not that there was time now. A bunch of shuffling undead meatbags was approaching down aisle 3, moaning and slavering. Ellis grabbed the kid, dragged him out of the supply room and shoved him toward the front of the shop. “Get in the ute!” he yelled. “And make it quick!”

The kid tried, Ellis had to give him that. But his fear overruled any dexterity he might have been able to muster. He crashed against a shelf loaded with cans of baked beans, slipped – and a zombie tumbled onto him from a side aisle. The kid screamed, thrashing out at the dead woman chomping on his neck. Ellis started forward to drag her off, but the trolley got in the way and before he could get there half a dozen other zombies appeared. They all got stuck into ripping the kid apart. It was a feeding frenzy.

This is an extract from my latest zombie story, “Zombie au Gratin” — written for a charity book with the title Scary Food, which Cat Sparks is producing for the Paul Haines fund.

For those who don’t know, Paul Haines is an excellent and much loved Australian horror writer, who is currently fighting cancer and needs a significant amount of money for special treatments to save his life. The SF community in Australia has gotten behind the attempt to raise the money he needs, driven by Cat Sparks, Alisa Krasnostein, Tehani Wessely and Tansy Raynor Roberts. For more information go here.

The idea behind Scary Food was to produce a slim volume of stories and disgusting recipes featuring food that can only be described as horrific. Imagine a recipe called Zombie au Gratin and you’ll get the idea — though some of the recipes get worse than that and they’re not fiction! Paul Haines’ own stories veer toward the disgusting and so such a book seemed like a fitting project.

Here is the excellent cover designed by Cat Sparks:

Cover for Scary Food

With stories from some of Australia’s top horror writers and a kitchen-load of yucky recipes and other culinary delights from renowned experts in the field, this is a book that is so much more than a charity giveaway. You know you want a copy.

It is to be launched and will be available for purchase at Conflux in October. The book will sell for $20 and the entirety of sales will go straight to the Paul Haines’ Fund. If you won’t be at Conflux, you can buy the book online here.

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The Revenge of Moby Dick

When I read that Universal Pictures had paid a couple of guys (Adam Cooper and Bill Collage) a large amount of money to write a screenplay for a big budget take on Melville’s classic Moby Dick — arguing for an original approach that would be “loaded with chaos and destruction” — I was momentarily interested.

There has been, of course, several screen versions of the story (if not the actual, rather encyclopedic novel), the best being the 1956 Moby Dick, as directed by John Huston and starring Gregory Peck as the obsessed Captain Ahab.

Moby Dick poster

I argued a while back that this film was in fact a giant monster film in all but genre name, there being several significant indications of this within the script. So a film in which Moby Dick “rampages” through the oceans of the world would certainly have potential, I would have thought.

In this new version the writers are taking a “graphic novel-style” approach which will shift the focus from Ishmael’s famed first-person narration as he recounts Ahab’s obsession with killing the whale that crippled him. The change in perspective, they claim, will allow them to depict Moby Dick’s decimation of other ships prior to its encounter with the Pequod. “We wanted to take a graphic novel sensibility to a classic narrative,” said Collage.

Apparently Ahab will become more “a charismatic leader than a brooding obsessive”. Hmmm.

The film is to be directed by Night Watch and Day Watch director Timur Bekmambetov.

As I said at the start I was momentarily interested in this because I thought the opening of the article was suggesting something original — say a modern-day sequel to Moby Dick, where a descendant of Captain Ahab comes to realise that the Great White Whale is still (supernaturally) alive and has begun a new reign of terror across the oceans of the modern world. Yes, that’s why Moby Dick is white! He’s a ghost!

Okay, just kidding.

The new film’s perspective — a graphic novel take — may be interesting as it seems it will be spinning off to let us watch other ships sink. But I’m rather afraid more sunk ships at the expense of the original’s dramatic centre (Ahab’s obsession) will simply result in turning the film into another big hunk of meaningless eye candy.

But maybe I’m being pessimistic.

I will add that while I admired the visual aspect of Night Watch and Day Watch, I found the narrative flow completely chaotic in both of them. After a while, it got a bit tedious.

So, guys, your new “vision” might not be “your grandfather’s ‘Moby Dick’,” but can we at least have something that is as narratively competent as Huston’s 1956 version, please?

And if you’re going to claim “originality”, can you make sure that “original” doesn’t mean “stupid”?

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You Can Be In A Zombie Flick

In The Outbreak (US-2008; designed by Chris and Lynn Lund), you’re plunged straight into the middle of the iconic zombie apocalypse. They’re at the door and decisions have to be made. You make them, and then have to live (or die) by the consequences.

Outbreak poster

The Outbreak is an interactive online zombie film — well-filmed, dynamic and full of the z-tropes we’ve all come to love. At key points in the film it stops and asks you a question: do you stay in the beseiged room and wait for help, or do you get out to find help? If you give the wrong answer, you — or rather the characters in the film — will die. So let’s hope you know what you’re doing.

This is a very cool concept and it functions well — provided you have a computer with enough grunt, and a reasonably high-speed connection, to allow the visuals to run smoothly. It runs, with all options considered, for 17 minutes.

Chris and wife Lynn Lund, who run the Portland, Oregon web design-and-animation studio SilkTricky (www.SilkTricky.com) created the film and interactive website. Chris directed while Lynn produced.

It was filmed over 6 days in and around Portland, Oregon, using local actors and crew. Said Lynn, “We usually create websites and motion graphics for our clients, but wanted to show what we could do with interactive film.” (Bloody Disgusting.com)

Here is the trailer:

Go and experience the horror now.

  • Source: via Avery
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Hammer Wakes Up in the Woods

The thing about Hammer Film’s iconic versions of Frankenstein and Dracula is that the monster doctor and the vampiric monster lord always return. You just can’t kill ’em!

Seems we can say the same thing about the studio itself.

Not everyone appreciates Hammer Films and their particular brand of gothic horror. But for me, the UK Studio produced some of the great horror films during its lifetime, including the classic Quatermass films — especially Quatermass and the Pit (1967) — and Terence Fisher’s superb series of Frankenstein films, featuring Peter Cushing as the titular mad scientist.

Hammer Studios started out producing TV spin-off comedies and the like, moved into scifi and then found their forte in horror — a combination of lush photography, period settings, prominent cleavage and a level of gore and monstrous violence that was not normally found in mainstream cinema horror before then. It was The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) that did it, followed by The Horror of Dracula (1958). The films were massive hits and re-juvenated the genre. The two leads of these films went on to represent all that was classy about Hammer films; Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee can reasonably be considered the faces (and voices) of Hammer. But they weren’t the end of it. Hammer boasted a large repertory of excellent actors and directors. They all knew what they were doing and the result was a library of films that looked much more expensive than they actually were and which changed the way the world thought about cinematic horror.

The irony is, of course, that Hammer horror films were denigated by contemporary critics and social puritans as sensationalistic, unsubtle and nasty, though now they seem atmospheric and almost discreet.

When times changed and Hammer found it could no longer remain at the leading edge — or didn’t want to adjust to the more extreme levels of realistic violence and sexsploitation that horror films adopted in the post-Exorcist era — they closed shop, their last foray into the genre (in feature films) being To the Devil … A Daughter (1976).

Now, 30 years on, Hammer is back!

The Wake Wood poster

Going into production even as we speak is The Wake Wood (UK-2009; dir. David Keating):

Still grieving the death of nine-year-old Alice – their only child – at the jaws of a crazed dog, vet Patrick and pharmacist Louise relocate to the remote town of Wake Wood where they learn of a pagan ritual that will allow them three more days with Alice. The couple find the idea disturbing and exciting in equal measure, but once they agree terms with Arthur, the village’s leader, a far bigger question looms – what will they do when it’s time for Alice to go back? (Bloody Disgusting.com)

David Keating directs from a screenplay he co-wrote with Brendan McCarthy.

In an interview on the Hammer website, Keating and McCarthy express their excitement in being involved with this awakening of the Hammer monster:

[Commented Keating], “Actually I’m quite disappointed that the deal wasn’t done at midnight in a crypt with everyone wearing capes.” Although he says it with a smile, one gets the distinct impression that he would have been perfectly happy to go full Gothic for the historic moment that sees Hammer’s return to features. McCarthy, who has lived with The Wake Wood’s story for longer than anyone, can’t wait to see the cameras roll. “Making a horror film with Hammer – it just doesn’t get any better.”

As they say in the vernacular, I’m there!

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Big Brother and the Zombie Apocalypse

Just when you think nothing new can be done with the zombie apocalypse scenario, someone does the obvious and surprises you with the cleverness of it.

Dead Set (UK-2008; TV series; dir. Yann Demanage) lets the zombie apocalypse loose while a bunch of the usual mismatched folk are safely holed away in Big Brother house, and are thus oblivious to what’s going on outside in the real world — until, that is, someone gets evicted.

You can read the full synopsis on the show’s very classy website. It’s a five-episode British TV show that clearly opens by pretending to be an ordinary Big Brother series and descending into gut-munching chaos from there. Do I detect a metaphor?

Meanwhile, here’s the trailer:

The site also has a very cool feature that allows you to take part in some bloodily cute viral advertising. It’s under the “get infected” link.

  • Official Website
  • Thanks to Sean Williams for drawing this to my attention.
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New Publication: Creeping in Reptile Flesh

Creeping in Reptile Flesh cover

Creeping in Reptile Flesh is a new collection of stories, gathered around a loose (a very loose) theme that is dictated by the title story — a 20,000 word novella that can be described this way (to quote from the back cover):

Savage murders that leave no one dead. Politicians intent on ontological genocide. Feral creatures at home in the wilds of Sydney and the Scrub. In “Creeping in Reptile Flesh” one man embarks on an investigation into a maverick Member of Parliament whose eccentric exterior may hide the seeds of apocalypse.

The central image of the story is ferality — so it could be regarded as a sort of invasion story. At any rate it is a weird investigation of politics and species dominance that is dark, horrific and yet oddly funny — or at least peculiar.

The title refers to this quote from metaphysical poet William Blake’s “prophetic” poem Milton (1840):

Ah weak & wide astray! Ah shut in narrow doleful form
Creeping in reptile flesh upon the bosom of the ground
The Eye of Man a little narrow orb closd up & dark
Scarcely beholding the great light conversing with the Void
The Ear, a little shell in small volutions shutting out
All melodies & comprehending only Discord and Harmony
The Tongue a little moisture fills, a little food it cloys
A little sound it utters & its cries are faintly heard

So, for me, the title suggests something transcendent hidden in corporeal form, a reversal of the idea of the reptile backbrain. The novella’s narrative concerns ferality, specifically in a political setting, and the weirdness that lurks behind apparent normality. Other stories reflect this theme of repressed or hidden realities, and the invasion of the non-human by human nature and vice versa. Ferality and feral invasion is (roughly speaking) the loosely unifying concept.

The above cover (another brilliant creation by Cat Sparks) wonderfully captures the feeling evoked within the different stories.

Where Did The Concept Come From

To quote from the Preface:

“Creeping in Reptile Flesh” has been a long time in the writing. Its original impetus came from the years I spent as research assistant to a well-known historian, fascinated by the divergent realities I found to exist in the old newspapers I was given to scour. I should point out that the connection between the real-world historian and the one depicted in the story is remote, and neither should be confused with the other in any detail. By the same token, the politicians, political parties and feral creatures depicted in the title story (and in the other stories as well) are fictional creations and are not meant to bear any resemblance to persons or creatures living or dead. Even the story ‘Casual Visitors’, which was inspired by real incidents involving a Sydney-based scifi convention, Harlan Ellison and a flying saucer, is otherwise totally fictitious.

Yes, you heard right. A Sydney-based scifi con, Harlan Ellison and a flying saucer… I’m not going to explain that one. You’ll have to get the book and read the story to find out what it means.

Contents

Creeping in Reptile Flesh
The Black Lake’s Fatal Flood
Dreams of Death
Rotting Eggplant on the Bottom Shelf of a Fridge
Unravelling
Lo Que No Asusta
Rotten Times
Groundswell
Heartless
Separating Lenore
Getting Rid of Mother
The Slimelight, and How to Step Into It
Casual Visitors
You’re a Sick Man, Mr Antwhistle

Of these all but three have been published before, yet won’t be familiar to many people. Several were published in US magazines, one — “Dreams of Death” — in Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine back in 1990. Some were published in small magazines that had a minor profile. A few first appeared years ago in Aurealis or Eidolon — once Australia’s two premier genre markets. “Creeping in Reptile Flesh”, “Unravelling” and “Getting Rid of Mother” are new stories, published for the first time in this collection.

It’s a strong collection, I reckon, and one that hangs together well. I’m aware that many readers will head straight to the shorter fiction, but my recommendation would be to read the stories in the order they have been placed — which is very deliberate. In many ways, the longest — the title story — sets a tone that percolates through the others. I like the way they form a sort of attenuated unity.

An Extract

As a tease, here is a short extract from “Creeping in Reptile Flesh”, which paints what may be a rather deceptive picture of one of the main characters:

Cowling arrived almost immediately. His long body slammed through the door; though he managed to avoid colliding with anyone, he gave me an uneasy feeling that disaster could strike at any time.

He looked straight at me and waved. “Townsend,” he yelled across the Café. “How are you? Not too civilised, I hope!”

“No, Mr Cowling,” I said, smiling in spite of myself, “not too civilised.” It was, I’d been told, his catch-phrase.

“But civilised enough to get on in this bugger of a business, eh?” He was towering over me by this time, slamming his big hand on my back. “Call me Yipper,” he added. “I prefer to be called Yipper.”

“I’ve always wondered,” I said, “is that your real name? I mean, is it the one your parents gave you?”

“Derived from ‘Bunyip’,” he said. “Traditional thing.” He didn’t explain further. Instead he lowered himself into the chair Kyla had been sitting in. “Ah,” he exclaimed, “Ms Fauxair has just left.”

“She kept your seat warm for you.”

“Hardly that.” Grinning, as though with secret knowledge, he indicated the cup in front of him. “But she ordered me a coffee.”

“It’s not fresh. I’ll get you another.”

He fixed me with a stern glance, as though I’d said something wicked. “I like my coffee cold.” To prove it, he lifted the cup and, still holding my gaze, took a big sip. He grunted. “Still warm. Pity.”

“Why don’t you order an iced coffee?” I asked.

“It’s not the same.”

A strange one, that’s for sure. He gulped a mouthful of lukewarm coffee and smacked his lips theatrically. “Now, Mr Townsend. What is it you’re supposed to be doing? Remind me. A book, is it?”

Creeping in Reptile Flesh is published by Altair Australia Books. You can order it here.

It is being launched by US author and convention Guest-of-Honour, Jack Dann, at Conflux 5, which is on from Friday 3 October to Monday 6 October 2008. The actual launch takes place on Sunday 5 October at 4 pm. Copies will be on sale at the convention all weekend.

One way or the other make sure you pick up a copy. I’m sure you won’t regret it.

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