Vixen Assassins vs Sea Monster

This one is pure Aussie exploitation gold!

Writer/director Stuart Simpson’s latest film is El Monstro del Mar (Aust-2010; dir. Stuart Simpson), a gaudy, full-blown crime-horror thrill ride that features gorgeous — and very deadly — female assassins, schmick cars, guns, knives, buckets of blood and a huge tentacled sea monster.

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Synopsis:

Three gorgeous but deadly hired killers, Beretta, Blondie and Snowball, hole up in a small beachside community to keep a low profile. But this town has a dark secret. The local old sea baron, Joseph, tries desperately to warn them to never go into the water. But these crazy vixens listen to no one, especially no crazy assed old fool. So the Kraken awakes! Now, along with Joseph and his beautiful grand-daughter, Hannah, they must fight for their lives against this furious creature of the deep as the sea rises in a tidal wave of blood. (Official website)

El Monstro del Mar stars film veteran Norman Yemm and newcomers Nelli Scarlet, Kyrie Capri, Karli Madden and Kate Watts.

Norman Yemm:

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Nelli Scarlet:

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Kyrie Capri:

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Karlie Madden:

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Kate Watts:

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It also stars Scott Brennan (Comedy Inc, Skithouse), Steven Stagg (Flipside, Demonsamongus), Richard Wolstencroft (MUFF), Rusty Benson (Review with Myles Barlow) and David Gannon (Eraser Children).

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The look and feel of the film is Russ Meyer interbred with Tarantino and garnished with a slew of Lovecraftian tentacled horrors (tentacles with teeth, no less!). Just check out the trailer below.

From the ambiance of the promotional bubblegum cards through to the sexy threesome, the blood-splatter and the non-CGI monster, El Monstro del Mar! looks like an updated throwback to 1960s/1970s exploitation: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! meets … oh, something by Roger Corman or maybe even Herschell Gordon Lewis!

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Might be a touch of Frank Oz’s Little Shop of Horrors and the ultimate incarnation of Audrey 2 in those bitey tentacles!

El Monstro del Mar will be premiering at a gala event hosted by Lost Art Films at the Astor Theatre, St Kilda, Australia, on 9 April. Anyone who’s likely to be able to make it should head to stickytickets.com.au right now!

The Gallery below includes more screenshots, bubblegum cards and cast pictures — and if you go to the official website, you can view a Cadillac-load more, as well Behind-the-Scenes images.

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Addendum: Showreel from Hell

Check out this showreel of gruesome SFX from various films from Lost Arts Films, written, directed and lensed by Stuart Simpson. The films featured are: El Monstro del Mar, The Dark Psychosis and Demonsamongus (aka The Demons Among Us, 2006), the latter of which is currently available on DVD. Be warned though — this isn’t pretty!

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Robot 13 vs the Cyclops

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In Issue Three of Thomas Hall and Daniel Bradford’s excellent new comic series, Robot 13, the titular metal-and-bone hero gets some light shed on his past:

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Meanwhile, having dealt with a Kraken in Issue One and an angry Phoenix in Issue Two, Robot 13 finds that his mythological enemies are getting more annoyed and bigger than ever:

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The story has definitely consolidated here, and though you reach the end without knowing everything about R13, you feel as though you know more than ever and that the journey still to come will be an exciting one. The tale promises to weave its own unique blend of robotics, metaphysics and mythological monstrosity into the future.

Artist Daniel Bradford’s art has also found a quality and tone that is all its own, despite acknowledged influences by way of Jack Kirby and Mike Mignola’s Hellboy comics.

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Interestingly this month has seen something of a controversy flare up over statements made by Dark Horse editor Scott Allie to the effect that the cover is a direct “ripoff” of the cover of “Hellboy: Almost Colossus”.

Comparing the two covers (which you can do here), it should be obvious to right-thinking readers that the accusation smacks of absurdity. Obviously the visual orientation of the covers are totally different and conceptually the image has a history that could be traced back a long way — as Hall illustrates with due irony on his blog. The claim that the similarity to Hellboy lies in (a) the bulges on the Cyclops’ head which are like Hellboy’s sawn-off horns, and (b) its skin colour is red, the same as Hellboy’s, seems like an afterthought to me. When I read the issue, I made no such comparison.

On this, Thomas Hall commented  to Undead Backbrain:

Another point that people made is that they see the lumpy appearance of the Cyclops’s head and think that those bumps are sawed off horns like the ones Hellboy has … again, utter nonsense. In doing Robot 13, I have done a lot of research into the science behind things and looking to see what some of the creatures might look like. The Phoenix, for example, was based on the archeopteryx, which is why its skeleton is somewhat prehistoric. As for the Cyclops, any humanoid creature born with one eye would also have a great many other defects and medical issues, so we covered him in tumorous growths. Again, we wanted to give the creatures some basis in reality…

In regards to the use of the “Hellboy” colour red, Hall claims on his blog that originally the Cyclops was to be gray, but that visually this created a problem.

For the record, the reason we even went with red was, a) it made sense in terms of the story and b) if we didn’t change the color, the Cyclops would disappear into all the gray and white of the snowy mountains. (Enlightened Words)

Regarding the general controversy, he added to the Backbrain:

I have only read a handful of issues of Hellboy and haven’t picked any of Mike’s work up in years. It’s not anything I have against him. It’s more that I feel the less I have been exposed to Mignola’s work, the less people can claim he’s influenced the storyline. Knowing that Daniel’s art style is similar to Mike’s, I kind of feel obligated not to let the story be influenced by Mignola’s work as well. The one thing I do know about Hellboy is that it’s based on a lot of research. I admire that, because I have done a ton of research in writing Robot 13 and will do a mountain more before the series is done. But the fact that Mike and I are both library cardholders is about all I can say that connects the two storylines. There might be more, but I wouldn’t know if it bit me.

It’s worth noting, too, that Daniel’s art has continued to evolve and has really been becoming its own thing. All you have to do is open up issue 3 to see how beautiful his work has become. He’s going beyond his influences and it is exciting for me to be a part of that.

You can pick up Issue Three of Robot 13 on 10 March and make up your own mind. No, wait! That’s a dumb reason to pick up a copy. Get one because Robot 13 is a great read!

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Weekend Fright Flick: Children of Stone

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Today’s Weekend Fright Flick is a giant-monster mini-epic that features some unique beasts and which ranges from the prehistoric past to a technological future. Made as a senior film project by director Brian Engh, it is another great example of what can be done with will, talent and imagination without the aid of a signifiucant budget.

Children of Stone (US-2007; short [17 min.]; dir. Brian Engh)

Concept Art and Production Pictures:

The Stone Giants

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Exoskeletal Golden Giant:

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Old Firebreather Puppet:

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Half Man, Half Stone — Tired Out:

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You can see many more images and read about the film’s background on the director’s Don’t Mess With Dinosaurs website. A high-res version of the film that can be viewed full-screen is also available here.

  • Source: Brian Engh via Avery
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New International Trailer for Clash of the Titans

This new trailer for Clash of the Titans (US-2010; dir. Louis Leterrier) contains similar material to the previous trailer, but is longer and expands somewhat on the dramatic undercurrents.


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Synopsis:

In Clash Of The Titans, the ultimate struggle for power pits men against kings and kings against Gods. But the war between the Gods themselves could destroy the world. Born of a God but raised as a man, Perseus (Sam Worthington) is helpless to save his family from Hades (Ralph Fiennes), vengeful God of the Underworld. With nothing left to lose, Perseus volunteers to lead a dangerous mission to defeat Hades before he can seize power from Zeus (Liam Neeson) and unleash Hell on Earth. Leading a daring band of warriors, Perseus sets off on a perilous journey deep into forbidden worlds. Battling unholy demons and fearsome beasts, he will only survive if he can accept his power as a god, defy his fate and create his own destiny. (Monsters and Critics)

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Chihuanhas: Tiny Toothy Terrors

Back in August last year Undead Backbrain introduced you to the unique blend of Chihuahua and Piranha that is Chihuanhas (US-2010; dir. Jim L. Clark).

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Somehow that ridiculous idea rang a very loud bell with monster film fans across the Web, and now we’re all hanging out for the final result.

Meanwhile, here are three synopses and a pack of conceptual drawings, just to drive home the fact that we are not dealing with Piranha 3D — or even Megapiranha! As unique as the latter may prove to be, this one is something even more outré — if much much smaller!

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Synopsis One:

A school/pack of vicious, cross-bred Chihuahua and Piranha are unleashed upon a pristine Mountain Lake and quickly consume summer campers before a team of misfits, led by the lake’s ranger, evade and destroy the evil little critters. (IMDb)

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Synopsis Two (main official one):

When a curio-collecting Professor returns from South America with a mysterious Piranha idol, it casts an ominous curse on his innocent Chihuahua “Lulu Bell”, and impregnates her with a litter of amphibious, mutant Chihuahua-Piranhas. Realizing his grave mistake, the Professor disposes of the idol and pups in a nearby mountain lake, but Lulu’s monstrous spawn soon return to repay the gesture…

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Following the Professor’s demise, the ravenous critters seek out a pair of fatty-campers, their obsessive guide, a reclusive WWII veteran and a trio of vacationing porn stars. Led by the lake’s ranger and her inept assistant, the eccentric team unites to survive and destroy the vicious rat-pack with available firepower, their bare hands and the most lethal of all processed cheese products! (Official website)

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Synopsis Three:

A South American Piranha curse impregnates a sweet chihuahua named Lulu and her evil pups are unleashed on a nearby mountain lake. A brassy female ranger and her clumsy assistant take action to rescue endangered campers, but not without sacrificing lives and limbs to the monstrous pack of CHIHUANHAS! (HiveFX)

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Fantastic!

Check out more conceptual artwork (including an animated Chihuanha test) in an earlier Undead Backbrain article.

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A Lovecraftian Invasion 4: Outpost Doom

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The Cthulhu Mythos of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft has inspired more than just cinematic re-tellings of his stories. Many writers — among them such famous names as August Derleth, Robert E. Howard, Robert Bloch and Fritz Leiber, who were all friends of Lovecraft — have written tales utilising his mythos. In some the inspiration is direct, using such characters as Dagon, Cthulhu, the shoggoths and assorted other Old Ones, Deep Ones and related Lovecraftian monstrosities. Some are merely inspired by the general ambiance of the original stories rather than re-envisioning specific elements from them.

Often, they involve tentacles.

One such is an independent feature film that has just been completed for Dead Lantern Pictures: Outpost Doom (US-2010; dir. MaT Kister). It was made for a reported — and rather unbelievable — US$500!

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Synopsis:

Two escaped cons, running from a horrific tentacled monster, seek refuge inside an enormous barn. Once inside, they discover a decapitated corpse and a group of strangers who are highly suspicious of their presence. It doesn’t take long before people start dying in vicious ways. Someone is not who they appear to be….meanwhile, the tentacled monster is trying to find its way inside….

Though many of the images and the trailers and clips included with this article are in colour, director MaT Kister reports that the film will be released (April 2010) in black and white.

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“In my opinion,” the director commented, “the black and white enhances the film, making it truer to what I was thinking about when we filmed it originally. It’s a murder mystery with monsters. The story and filmmaking lends itself to an old 50’s horror movie more than to a colourised splatter fest. It just works better in black-and-white.” He illustrated the tonal difference by comparing two shots:

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On the Lovecraftian influence, Kister commented:

The tentacle monster was indeed inspired by Lovecraft. It is not the main focus of the movie, however. It is used as a cinematic device to keep the characters trapped inside their location and to pose an always immediate sense of danger (breaking through walls and eating people, etc.).

Monster half-seen and ominously omnipresent? Sounds very like a Lovecraft story to me.

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Teaser Trailer:

Outpost Doom: teaser trailer from Dead Lantern on Vimeo.

A rough cut scene can be viewed here.

Behind-the-Scene Production Journal 1:

View Behind-The-Scenes Production Journal 2 here.

Below is a Gallery of Images:

Source: MaT Kister via Kaiju Search-Robot Avery; also the Dead Lantern Pictures website

Past Articles in our A Lovecraftian Invasion series:

See also:

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Weekend Fright Flick: Robots Rampant

We haven’t had a Weekend Fright Flick lately, but the first of 2010 is a beaut. The main feature is Hanger No. 5 (US-2008; short [11:10 min]; dir. Nathan Matsuda). It’s rather like a minor scifi action blockbuster. Philip Klein, who composed the score, recently won an Emmy Award for it.

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Synopsis:

This live-action short film finds two treasure-hunting teens sneaking into an abandoned military base looking for a rumored gold cache. Once inside, they accidentally activate a top secret relic of the Cold War — a huge mobile weapons system bent on protecting the base from all intruders. Cut off from every exit, the pair must fight to survive. (Quiet Earth)

But before we get to that bit of mechanical mayhem, we have a support film in the form of a little piece called Recovered (UK-2009; short [3:23 min]; dir. Joe Efstathiou and Alfredo Antonio Cozz). Consider it as Cloverfield‘s small, mechanised sibling, if you will. The film has acquired a slew of festival awards and shortlistings (which you can check out at its YouTube location). Like Cloverfield, not much story but lots of great imagery and an “I-was-there” sensibility.

Main Feature: Hanger No. 5

Hangar No. 5 from Nathan Matsuda on Vimeo.

To watch it larger and in HD, go here.

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Music of the Deep

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Among some interesting discussion by largely anonymous members of the Empires of the Deep production team that has appeared in the comments of the Undead Backbrain article “Building the Undersea Empire”, we were offered a link to demo music for the film.

The sample music was composed by James Guymon — a relatively new musical voice within genre cinema and an associate composer with Verge Films Music Production Services. The correspondent stresses that Guymon has not signed on to the film and that these cues are demonstration material only. It seems to me, however, that they do offer a credible soundscape that seems more than right for a work of this kind. Very evocative. Take a listen and then leave your comments here. Verge Films would like your opinion.

You can listen to the music online or download to your iPod:

http://vergefilms.com/james/mi/mi.html

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Update: King Crab Attack!

Normally, a very short film wouldn’t warrant an update, especially when the facts of the case remain rather obscure (see earlier Undead Backbrain article here).

But this one has giant crabs and a great 1950s monster flick feel, and it looks great, so low-information quotient or not, here’s some new images from the film, an updated poster (still in Tarantula mode) and a new trailer.

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New Trailer:

Transgenic giant crabs attack the beaches of Trouville. The evil Raymond Santos, owner of a nearby processing plant, seeks to increase his company’s profitability by mucking about with the genetic structure of ordinary crabs, which proceed to do what all good self-respecting critters do in those circumstances: they grow to an enormous size and go on a rampage of destruction. They are uncontrollable. Basile Garaud, a member of the coastguard, conducts an investigation into the matter. (Source: maville.com)

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Sivan and the film crew at work in Trouville

Daniel Wild, producer of the film for Caimans Productions, says the film is a blend of comedy and horror incpired by 1950s monster films and features live-action and animation.

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It stars Jean-Pierre Martins (“La Vie en Rose”), Serge Dupire, Charlotte Marin, Etienne Chicot, Martine Fontaine … and a bunch of really big crabs.

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Some sources (such as the production company’s site and IMDb) give the running time as 7 minutes, some as 7.5 to 8, but at least two festivals list it as 6 minutes and two as 12 minutes!

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Claws, Blood, Boobs and Freaks

Review: Crustacean (US-2010; dir. L.J. Dopp)

by Robert Hood

CrustyYeloPoster02Crustacean is a horror-comedy in the colourfully weird “Circus Freak” subgenre — a heritage that includes films that range from the heights of the horror classic Freaks (US-1932; dir. Tod Browning) and the excellent The Elephant Man (US-1980; dir. David Lynch) through the flawed but interesting Nightbreed (US-1990; dir. Clive Barker) and Something Wicked This Way Comes (US-1983; dir. Jack Clayton) to schlock masterpieces such as Frank Henenlotter’s Basket Case trilogy (US-1980s), Freaked (US-1993; dir. Tom Stern and Alex Winter) and Hideous! (US-1997; dir. Charles Band).

Truth to tell, Crustacean lines up pretty much on the Troma/Full Moon ultra-schlock side of cinema production, sporting cartoonish gore, sick visual humour, even-sicker jokes, an absurd plot, low-budget histrionics and a mockingly celebratory horror-genre self-awareness. Nothing here is meant to be taken too seriously.

Lobster-Baby (Zenius Muleckis) is the main attraction in the Travelling Carnival of Freaks owned by Professor Nightwind (Peter Atkins). While the Carnival is visiting a small US town (in fact, populated by only two families — one even more inbred than the other), Lobster-Baby escapes from his cage — bloodily, of course — after being mocked by one of the inbred locals. He sets out on a rampage of limb-severing and head-removal, while searching for the gal who took his fancy. Thus begins a tale of Shakespearean complexity involving death, mutilation, love, familial revelations, twins and lots else besides.

This is not big-budget Hollywood schlock. It’s low-budget Independent schlock. Luckily whatever Crustacean might lack in contemporary rapid-fire editing, eye-exploding SFX and megastar credentials, it makes up for with a wicked sense of humour, low-budget enthusiasm, genre savvy and all that’s needed for a film to become a Z-movie cult favourite. Director Dopp knows his stuff: the gore is bloody and frequent — cartoonish, sure, but that’s its appeal — as Lobster-Baby’s claws go snicker-snack around assorted necks.

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There’s nudity (by way of gratuitous shower scenes and a repeated cameo by “The Girl Gone Nuts in the Woods” — marked as such by on-screen captions). There’s swearing. There’s stupid slapstick, from the inbred Stain brothers in particular. There’s fart jokes. There’s fake circus freaks, such as the pinhead Siamese twins who are neither pinheads nor cojoined. There’s two beautiful female leads — one (Angela Berliner) demure, and the other (Hannah Harper, ex-Penthouse chick) less so, the latter of whom spends half the movie covered only in a towel after “the Shower Scene” (and then she gets her head chopped off):

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Oh, and there’s a pointless cameo by “the Producer’s Girlfriend”.

Gross humour as well as social and political satire abounds, and there’s an easy self-awareness that runs through the whole film — most obviously in its genre referencing, postmodern captions, horror parodies and general air of wanton silliness. There’s even excellent music by Dopp and famous sax player Tom Saviano. And in case you weren’t paying attention, the final over-credits song recounts the entire plot for you, in rock-a-billy style.

While not perfect and very lumpy in places, the film has a fun, let-it-all-hang-out enthusiasm that makes Crustacean an entertainment you will laugh along with, scoff at to your more-arty friends and secretly remember with affection. Competent-to-excellent performances, cheesy FX, cameos by genre personalities, satire and genre clueyness overcome its rough-and-ready structure and typical lapses in pacing, and what it all adds up to is good ol’ gory horror-comedy fun!

Check out the comprehensive Undead Backbrain article on the film for more details regarding its personnel and to read statements about it by the director. Go to the official Crustacean website for more info — official DVD release date: March 2010.

Other link: Trailer on the film’s YouTube Channel.

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