Another Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster (US-2005; short [15 min.]; dir. Benjamin Williams)

A terrible encounter with the Loch Ness Monster haunts a woman her entire life.

This short, but ambitious-looking film stars Dee Wallace Stone (among others) and won the soundtrack composer, George Shaw, a Gold Medal for Excellence at the Park City Film Music Festival in 2006 for Outstanding Achievement in Film Music Composition for Independent Film. The following short doco about him gives us a few glimpses of the monster.

Most of the information available on this film seems to centre around the composer, even this poster, which is, in fact, the cover of a CD compilation of George Shaw’s music for independent films.

Music by George Shaw

Links

As an addendum, Kaiju Search-Robot Avery discovered this clip, which YouTube poster Roger Bottoms claims he found in his grandfather’s garden shed, with the words 1936 – “Never Screened” scrawled on the film can. He claims Reg Bottoms, a newsreel cameraman in the 1930s, took other bits of film on subjects of interest to Fortean investigators, including one on Atlantis.

The Loch Ness Monster

Atlantis Found

Skepticism is, of course, totally warranted.

  • Source: Kaiju Search-Robot Avery
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End of Week Zombie Flick: Necropolis Reborn

Necropolis Reborn (US-2008; short [9:55 min]; dir. hudsonpro)

This short zombie flick won 2nd place in The Alamo Drafthouse’s Dismember The Alamo zombie film festival which took place in Austin Texas earlier this year. It is a sequel of sorts to Necropolis Awakened, a film by the same folk.

“Pulp Fiction meets Day Of The Dead” (Rue Morgue)

  • Source: via Bloody-Disgusting.com and Avery
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US President To Deal With Monster Attack

From the Onion:


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New: Book of Blood

Clive Barker’s short story collection, The Books of Blood, which was published from 1984-1986, was genuinely a revelation, rocketing him to the top of the horror heap — and with good reason. Visceral, bloody, outrageously inventive and undeniably powerful, these stories dragged the genre — screaming and gore-splattered — out of the reasonably cosy niche it had been occupying. In many ways, Barker’s books have mellowed since then, at least comparatively, but these stories retain their potency, particularly for anyone with a sense of history.

The new ghost film Book of Blood [aka Clive Barker’s Book of Blood] (US-2008; dir. John Harrison) is based on two stories from the collection, “Book of Blood” and “On Jerusalem Street”. The former kicked off Volume One of the six-volume collection, acting as a sort of catalyst — and “On Jerusalem Street” did a bit of a recap at the end of the final volume, giving the story a wrap-around quality.

The story follows Mary Florescu (Sophie Ward), a professor and psychic researcher who recruits a team of paranormal investigators to study a haunted house. Among them is Simon McNeal, a student and supposed-medium, who quickly becomes a living catalyst for the angry spirits – with very gruesome results. (Dread Central)

The story centers on a paranormal expert who, while investigating a gruesome slaying, finds a house that is at the intersection of “highways” transporting souls to the afterlife. (IMDb)

Trailer:

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Giant Monster Attack

The following are images from the Worth1000.com site. If you’re not aware of it, it’s a site where, among other things, members engage in thematic Photoshopping contests — reworking digital sources according to set themes. Many of those fake pictures of remarkable things that get passed around the internet originated here.

These are from two galleries on the theme of Monster Attacks! Click on the image to see them full size.

Killer Bee

Frog Kong!

Frog Kong

Some traditional reptilian destruction!

Reptilian Destruction

Cat-tastrophe! Or, if you want to go the Goodies route… Kitten Kong!

Cat

Escargozilla!

Snail Rampage

A roach problem in the Underground…

Giant roach

Hamster Disaster! Or Why Too Much Cuteness Can Lead to Trouble!

Hamster Disaster

And finally, Godzilla painted by an Old Master:

Godzilla by Master

Fantastic work, isn’t it?

  • Source: Worth1000.com: Monster Attack! galleries
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Potential Name Change

Thanks to an online anagram program, I’m thinking I should adopt this anagram of my name: Robot Horde. Perfect!

Rampaging Robot

If I put in my full name a lot of stuff turns up, but I rather like Extra Bold Wormhole….

(Let’s see you work out what my full name is from that!)

  • Note: the picture of the rampaging robot above is sourced from Worth1000.com
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Review: Guilala’s Boyish Grin

Girara-no Gyakushuu Touyaku Samitto Kiki Ippatsu [lit. Guilala’s Counter Attack: the Touyaku Summit One-Shot Crisis; aka Monster X Strikes Back: Attack the G8 Summit!] (2008; dir. Minoru Kawasaki)

Though the Japanese daikaiju eiga subgenre of giant monster films was arguably initiated by Gojira (Godzilla) in 1954 and its development — both in periods of refinement and decline — was largely governed by the career of the King of the Monsters, there were plenty of other contenders for the crown along the way. Some of these were vaguely credible threats — such as Gamera and Mothra. Others, however, were one-off aberrations that have survived in the affections of kaijuphiles not for the quality of the films they were in, but because of their charming idiosyncrasy. As such they encapsulate an important aspect of the subgenre — its essential absurdity. In most of these films, realism is not an issue. The kaiju thrive through their fantastic weirdness and their charm.

One of the most endearingly weird of the 1960s kaiju is Guilala, otherwise known — thanks to an unimaginative international translation* — as “the X from Outer Space”. The Giant Space Chicken (as he is also sometimes referred to) starred in Uchu daikaiju Girara [trans. Giant Space Monster Girara] (1967; dir. Kazui Nihonmatsu), a film that was cheap and awkward and doesn’t represent the genre at its best, but which does have an abundance of 1960s space-kitsch charm.

X poster small with black edges

The late 1960s through the 1970s wasn’t generally a good time for daikaiju eiga. Some were still being made — because they were a mainstay of the industry — but falling attendance was forcing available budgets downward … and despite perceptions to the contrary, the use of monster suits and miniatures made the films comparatively expensive. As a result of declining profit margins during this period, the SFX and production values were undermined by the sort of corner-cutting that (along with bad dubs) created prejudices toward the genre that still exist in the world-view of the general public: that Japanese monster flicks are cheap, juvenile, clumsily directed and generally laughable. This was never universally true, of course, and still isn’t — but the image has stuck.

In fact, what the “best-of-the-worse” of them had, regardless of technical faults, was charm.

The charm of the medium is a major emphasis of “whacked-out” comedy director, Minuro Kawasaki. His re-visiting of one of the most characteristic monsters of this period of daikaiju eiga history — Guilala himself — is an affectionate embracing of the techniques of the 1960s and, particularly in its kaiju-rampage scenes, comes over as totally authentic. This is so much the case that moments that I suspect were taken directly from the earlier picture are hard to separate from the new ones — such cannibalising being in itself a characteristic of the late ’60s and early ’70s.

Unlike the first Gojira (1954) and many of the other Godzilla films, as well as the 1990s Gamera trilogy, the 1967 Uchu daikaiju Girara had little “serious” intent, metaphorical or otherwise. It wasn’t a comedy — though often funny — but it was light-hearted (and -headed) in approach. In his own Guilala, Kawasaki adds to this lightness heavy doses of satire and a conscious tongue-in-cheek humour that doesn’t mock the genre, but embraces its absurdities with affection. With films such as Calamari Wrestler, Executive Koala, Kabuto-O Beetle, The World Sinks Except Japan and assorted Den Ace Ultraman parodies on his resumé, it’s hardly surprising that his giant monster movie is absurd (he uses the term “whacked-out”) and full of social and political satire.

The plot is typical of the period, though placing the monster attack during the G8 summit adds a political dimension that wasn’t in the original. There are really two human character threads: the G8 leaders arguing ineffectually about how to handle this incursion by an alien monster and a tabloid reporter (Natsuki Kato) and her photographer (Kazuki Kato), sent to cover the summit, who instead find themselves on the trail of a solution to the dilemma that is more traditional and metaphysical than the G8 leader’s tally of increasingly useless weapons of mass destruction.

Guilala attacks

The satirical depiction of the various world leaders is fairly risible in both a positive and negative way, though in the end too much time is given over to their bickering, racially stereotyped interaction. The quality of the dialogue and acting by the typical non-Japanese unknowns is simply not strong enough to last the distance. Here we have an idea that is quite humorous — and provides moments of genuine laughter — contained in a mishmash of slow-paced non-event that leaves you idling, waiting for another shot of the monster doing his thing. The Japanese actors are fine — and despite the fact that the G8 satire was clearly to the fore of Kawasaki’s intent, I suspect the film would have been more interesting as an entertainment, if he had allowed the “journalist seeking the truth” thread to develop more fully.

I must say, though, that the Mothra-like dance routine, used as the villagers’ ritual to summon help, is a highlight. It is well choreographed and very funny, especially when the sophisticated Tokyo journalist eagerly joins in.

I saw the film during the Japanese Film Festival in Sydney in early December. The audience was patchy, but cautiously enthusiastic, and duly laughed in most of the necessary places. I suspect the film encouraged the prejudices against the genre that some clearly had going in, and left those without a pre-existing disdain for daikaiju eiga less than satisfied. But many were willing to take it as it was and a few entered into the spirit of the ensuing Q&A with director Minuro Kawasaki with knowledgeable relish.

Festival promo for \
Two-sided promo sheet (click on image to see it large)

One of the more interesting aspects of the film was the presence of Beat Takeshi as a multi-armed, giant, god-like figure (Takemajin) summoned by the ritual song-and-dance cabaret act of the villagers. When asked the question: “Was that really Beat Takeshi in the suit?” Kawasaki answered (as filtered through his interpreter and my memory):

That was the original intent. But Takeshi-san is getting on in years and when he climbed in the suit he found he couldn’t do it. So in the end he just supplied the voice and someone else was in the suit.

Gulala and Take-majin face off

But the Takemajin kaiju was inspired by Takeshi in its general features and its mannerisms are a homage to him, including, according to Kawasaki, the peculiar crotch-focused dance performed by the unsophisticated villagers Who Know What Is Going On. Kawasaki also pointed out that in its design the Takemajin references the Daimajin film series (as well as King Seesar from the 1974 Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla, I would have thought) and is an amalgamation of a wide variety of Japanese gods, despite the multi-armed Indian qualities of his non-combative appearance.

Takemajin

When asked about whether the dubious accent of the British representative to the G8 Summit was deliberate, Kawasaki smiled and said “No, it was a mistake”, adding that it was a very cheap film. Indeed, the film’s low budget is obvious from the relatively few large-scale scenes of destruction and military response, the limited time Guilala spends in cities as distinct from more easily created miniature countryside, a lack of obsessive detail in the building construction and streetscapes, the dinky toy cars that he kicks around when he’s in a temper, very little simultaneous sharing of the screen by monster and humans, and a relatively small proportion of cuts per scene. More money would probably have gone some way toward fixing some of these problems, as well as allowing for the signing up of some more experienced non-Japanese actors.

“Why did you decide to use this particular form of SFX?” someone asked. “Why do you like it?” Kawasaki compared the genre (in its use of men-in-suits rather than CGI) to kabuki, seeing it as a stylised artform in which the old technologies play a major role. It’s not about “looking realistic”, he said, but about indefinables such as charm and traditional artistic depth. His movie uses no CGI, he said. Even the explosions were in-camera physical effects. Through the use of computer graphics you can gain an increase in realism, he added, but you lose out in charm.

Kawasaki claimed that there was only one studio left in Japan that could deal with the sort of techniques required and that he would be very sad to see the traditional approach to kaiju eiga disappear — as it would inevitably do. “However,” he added, “I’ll be making them until the day I die.”

Kawasaki and friends
Director Kawasaki with his retro-SFX buddies

In the end, despite any artistic reservations I may have had, I enjoyed the film and was completely sincere when I went up to Kawasaki after his Q&A, shook his hand and thanked him. His polite very-Japanese acknowledgement and the boyish, slightly sardonic smile he gave me were totally winning and I reflected that this represented the essential qualities of the film itself.

  • Note: Keith Aiken of the excellent SciFi Japan tells me that the title “The X From Outer Space” wasn’t a concoction of the US distributors. Instead, “that name was created [by] Shochiku for marketing the film outside of Japan”.
  • Keith also commented that he was surprised I had difficulty “telling the stock footage from the new material in MONSTER X STRIKES BACK. THE X FROM OUTER SPACE was shot on film while the MONSTER X was digital so the changes in film grain and quality was glaringly obvious when I saw the movie at AFM last month. Except for a couple of insert shots of buildings blowing up, all of Guilala’s city scenes were lifted from THE X FROM OUTER SPACE.” What can I say? Maybe I wasn’t paying close enough attention — but also I assumed some of the city-trashing had to be new, and therefore couldn’t tell what was new and what wasn’t … because in fact it was all the same. Of course, it’s also true that the new Guilala suit wasn’t identical to the old one, so you have to make allowances for me speaking in an impressionistic way rather than giving the image a close examination.
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Creeping to the Top

Creeping in Reptile Flesh cover

Much to my own self-satisfaction, the good folk over at Not If You Were the Last Short Story in the World have included my novella “Creeping in Reptile Flesh” (the lead story in the recent collection of the same name, see above) in their LSS International Year’s Best for 2008:

The Gambler… Paolo Bacigalupi (Fast Forward 2)
Overkill… Elizabeth Bear (Shadow Unit)
Refining Fire… Elizabeth Bear & Emma Bull (Shadow Unit)
Seven Ages of the Protagonist… Deborah Biancotti (Scary Food)
Virgin… Holly Black (Magic in the Mirrorstone)
Oh Russia… Simon Brown (2012)
Neverland Blues… Adam Browne (Dreaming Again)
Jimmy… Pat Cadigan (The Del Ray Book of SF/F)
Anda’s Game… Cory Doctorow (The Starry Rift)
Crystal Nights… Greg Egan (Interzone #215)
Angel Rising… Dirk Flinthart (Twelfth Planet Press)
This is Not My Story… Dirk Flinthart (ASIM #37)
The Hand of a Devil on a String… M.K. Hobson (Shimmer)
Creeping in Reptile Flesh… Robert Hood (Creeping in Reptile Flesh)
26 Monkeys, Also the Abyss… Kij Johnson (Asimovs)
Pride and Prometheus… John Kessell (F&SF)
The New York Times at Special Bargain Rates… Stephen King (F&SF)
The Kindness of Strangers… Nancy Kress (Fast Forward 2)
The Erdmann Nexus… Nancy Kress (Asimovs)
Machine Maid… Margo Lanagan (Extraordinary Engines)

For the full list, go to the LSS website.

The LSS readers are, of course, certifiably insane, aiming to read as many of the speculative fiction short stories published each year as possible — as well as everything published in Australia.

But they have impeccable taste, as you can see … at least this time ’round….

You can buy a copy of Creeping in Reptile Flesh here and here.

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Rock-fishing Can Be Dangerous

You have to check out this brilliant CG-animated short sci-fi film about a man, his “companion animal” and rock-fishing on an alien world.

Rockfish (US-2003; short, 9 min.; animation; dir. Tim Miller)

Fantastic!

Rockfish is set to be made as a feature film starring Vin Diesel as the voice of Sirus Kirk — the tough-guy fisherman! It will be produced by animation house Blur Studio in partnership with Vin Diesel’s film production company One Race Film. Currently in pre-production, it is set for release in 2010.

RockFish is a comic book-influenced, high adventure tale set on a barren planet in a distant corner of the galaxy. Sirus Kirk is a no-nonsense working man tasked with rounding up creatures that “swim” through rocks far below the planet’s surface and plague the miners who live and work there. The story starts out as just another day on the job for Kirk but quickly turns into a titanic struggle with the catch of his life. (VinXperience)

  • Source: Atom via Kaiju Search-Robot Avery
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Computer-Generated Astro Boy

Machines re-producing machines? Isn’t that the beginning of the End of Mankind As We Know It?

Here is a teaser trailer for the new Astro Boy movie, a computer-generated feature made in the US under the auspices of Imagi Animation Studios, the animation production company of TMNT and the in pre-production Gatchaman (based on a famous TV series once mangled under the US title Battle of the Planets).

Astro Boy is, of course, based on the iconic character (Tetsuwan Atomu, lit. “Mighty Atom”) created by Osamu Tezuka, whose highly influential manga was made into a TV series in 1963-1966 and subsequently re-made several times over the years, each time updated using the latest animation techniques.

Astro Boy manga cover

The image of Astro Boy still adorns everything from T-shirts to handbags to pencil cases. The various TV series have only in recent years been made available in the West in their original Japanese format, though the name “Astro Boy” has, like the US transliteration of “Gojira” into “Godzilla”, become more familiar than the original moniker.

Though in the “cute” school of anime (and therefore generally considered to be a kid’s programme), Astro Boy‘s stories have pushed into dark, and often morally complex areas, exploring before-their-time issues of AI intelligence, social tolerance and the responsibilities that come from the creation of self-aware, albeit artificial, lifeforms that go beyond their roles as “appliances”. Where do we draw the line between artifice and life?

Let’s hope the franchise’s essential qualities — both on the endearing and the thought-provoking sides of the equation — are retained by this new non-Japanese endeavour.

Here is the first third of the first episode of the 1982 version of Astro Boy, just for those poor souls who have never seen any:

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