New: Monster Movie

More Truth-In-Advertising! A monster movie called Monster Movie. And it will be released to DVD in September this year.

Monster Movie (US-2008; dir. Mark and John Polonia)

Bigger and badder than CLOVERFIELD… more intense than BLAIR WITCH… it’s America’s most monstrous home movies! Eight rolls of badly damaged 16mm film reveal one of the most bizarre cover-ups in the annals of true-life events. Suppressed from the public, the contents of the film cans unspool, telling the simple documentation of four buddies and their weekend outdoors, but quickly turning into a terrifying menace in the form of strange reptilian lizards. Did they rise from the lake? What was left of the town they trampled underfoot? Could they be tied in to all the disappearances? Don’t believe everything you see… experience it!

Sadly, this is co-director John Polonia’s final film. He died on 25 February at age 39.

Let’s hear it for motion-sickness!

DVD cover Monster Movie

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Online Giant Monster

Author Steve Niles and artist Nat Jones let loose a comic a while back under the title Giant Monster. Fortunately for us, the title is completely accurate according to Truth-In-Advertising guidelines and you get what you might expect to get from the series.

Giant Monster cover

The good news is two-fold. Firstly, Boom! Studios has recently produced a trade version of the graphic novel. Not only that, in their generosity they have allowed CBR (Comic Book Resources) website to put the entire thing online! CBR are putting up one page per day and there are currently 90 pages available — in full colour and large-size. This is one to bookmark and to check out each morning before breakfast! For free!

If you want to know what it’s about — apart from the obvious — author Niles described it this way in a 2005 interview for CBR News:

“The story’s about a shuttle pilot, Colonel Don Maggert, who’s going on his first solo mission to the JFK International Space Station. When he left for his mission he was having a few marital problems, a few drinking problems, basically he’s having problems with his life in general. This flight is really a big turning point that allows him to get his life together and to get back out there. While he’s flying back, he’s attacked by a space parasite! It devours his body, he crashes into the ocean and our story begins.”

Below are a couple of pages — pages featuring giant monster “business” — to whet your appetite and encourage you to check it out. I’ll certainly be doing so… at least until I acquire a copy of Giant Monster‘s non-virtual book form. Click on the images to see them bigger (though not as big as on CBR).

Giant Monster page 26

Giant Monster page 40

Giant Monster pages 52 and 53

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Craziest Kaiju Countdown Contest is Over!

The contest is closed now, of course, as Guilala has been revealed as Kaiju Search-Robot Avery’s weirdness of choice. We seem to have two potential winners, Mike Hawkins and Tom R. VanSlambrouck, who both picked the Space Chicken.

When I get a chance I’ll draw a name at random to be the final winner. Hey, maybe I’ll give both a prize!

Mike and Tom, please contact me by email to the address provided on the About This Site page in the menu on the right.

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Top 20 Craziest Kaiju: Number 1

Craziest Kaiju Countdown logo

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Guilala

from Uchu daikaiju Girara [trans. Giant Space Monster Guilala]
(1967; dir. Kazui Nihonmatsu)
[aka The X from Outer Space (US, 1968)]

Guilala poster

Monsters have rights also!

Guilala is best known and loved (not to mention derided) as the “giant space chicken”? Whatever he is, Guilala definitely takes the prize as the “craziest kaiju ever”. He arrives on earth as an alien spore attached to a space shuttle and quickly grows into one insanely weird-looking monster, before beginning to wreak havoc on the world. The film itself might not be the crowning glory of the Japanese daikaiju eiga genre, but Guilala wins this particular contest of ours hands down. [By the way, he isn’t a giant X, despite the title of the Americanised version of the film — but the “what the hell IS that?” response suggested by the anonymous letter X expresses the feelings of all those who view him…] News that Guilala is finally being given a second film after all this time — in Girara-no Gyakushuu Touyaku Samitto Kiki Ippatsu [lit. Guilala’s Counter Attack: the Touyaku Summit One-Shot Crisis], directed by Minoru Kawasaki and due for release later this year — has provoked the most excitement we’ve had in kaiju fan circles since Godzilla’s swansong in 2004.

X from Outer Space cover

Guilala running after the jeep

Guilala wrecking buildings

Guilala pic 3

Guilala 2008

Below is a remodelling of Guilala created by Angel G. Crespo, who used Paint Shop Pro to turn a model of Zilla by Ulf Lundgren into our chickeny friend (source):

Guilala model

A montage of scenes of Guilalanese rampage:

The Japanese trailer (and yes, it looks better in widescreen):

That’s it! Thanks to Kaiju Search-Robot Avery for compiling the list (which he agonised over, I might add).

Top 20 Craziest Kaiju Countdown articles:

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What Are You Waiting For?

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Our long-running series of articles on the Top 20 Craziest Kaiju — with titles chosen by Kaiju Search-Robot Avery — is about to end. This time tomorrow I’ll be posting Avery’s Number One choice.

So you have approximately 24 hours to submit your guess at Avery’s Number One Craziest Kaiju and potentially win a great prize.

See here for the details.

With the chance of winning a unique, artist-signed art poster featuring Todd Tennant’s great King Komodo comic kaiju, what have you got to lose?

Leave your choice as a comment to the competition announcement page.

24 hours from… now! Go for it!

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Top 20 Craziest Kaiju: Number 2

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Gamera

 

first introduced in Daikaiju Gamera
[trans. Giant Monster Gamera] (1965; dir. Noriaki Yuasa)
[aka Gammera the Invincible (US, 1966)]

Gamera 1965 poster

Gamera! Gamera!
You’re so groovy, Gamera!
You’re so groovy, Gamera!
You are groovy, Gamera!
Sun, Moon, Mars, Mercury
There’s a big monster headed our way
Coming out of deep freeze
Whether we like it or not
Here it comes, flying down
Go! Go! Go!
Down it with jet flame
Groovy, groovy Gamera!
Groovy, groovy Gamera!
You are groovy, Gamera!

The creators of this Japanese kaiju hero, the “friend of children”, were either big-time drug users or had incredible imaginations. In their attempt to rip off the success of Toho’s Gojira (Godzilla) but to do something different with the concept, Daiei Studios came up with something very different indeed! A giant fireball-spewing, often bi-pedal, jet-propelled flying turtle from space! (Or, in Kaneko’s superior 1990s trilogy, a bio-engineered Gaia figure, designed to protect the Earth.) The huge lumbering creature retracts his legs, shoots flames from the holes and takes to the air, spinning like a giant nuclear-powered top. All you strange supporting kaiju villains beware! Groovy!

Gammera US poster

Gamera pic 1

Gamera spins

Gamera pic 2

Gamera 1999

Gamera 1999 poster

A collection of Gamera trailers (US versions):

 

Gamera vs Zigra trailer (original Japanese version):

 

And the trailer for what might be the best daikaiju eiga of all time, Gamera 3: Iris kakusei (1999; dir. Shusuke Kaneko) [aka Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris):

 

And finally, coming soon: Kaiju Search-Robot Avery’s Top 20 Craziest Kaiju Countdown Number 1! The weirdest of the lot!

Top 20 Craziest Kaiju Countdown articles:

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The Elementals

One of the famous “lost” films occupying the shelves of the Willis O’Brien Memorial Film Archive (you know, the one that exists in an alternate reality — a reality that we’re bound to stumble upon one day) is Ray Harryhausen’s “The Elementals”. This one dates from around 1956-57, just before Harryhausen started work on 20 Million Miles to Earth. It’s not “lost” in the sense that it was made and then misplaced, but “lost” in that it was another idea with potential that never got a green light.

Ray had developed a story idea called THE ELEMENTALS, in which alien eggs would arrive on Earth unleashing giant bat-like creatures [on]to an unsuspecting Earth. Some sketches were developed and Ray even created a stop-motion model, filming some test sequences in color [that] showed the creature attacking Ray. This footage eventually surfaced to the public on the Criterion laserdisc release of JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS but was shown in black and white. Excerpts of the color footage can be seen in the televised documentary, THE RAY HARRYHAUSEN CHRONICLES. Jack Deitz, of BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS, had been pitched the story and a screenplay was developed, but like many projects announced, this one slipped into obscurity.

Source: Scifistation.com

Apparently the humanoid bat-like Elementals were to attack Paris, with airborne battles to take place between the creatures and fighter planes. From the following image — which is one of Harryhausen’s sketches for the film — The Elementals would have had a period setting, no doubt during the First World War.

The Elementals

Source: Stephen Jones, The Illustrated Dinosaur Movie Guide (Titan Books, 1993)

The Elementals is currently being re-constructed — under Bluewater Comics’ Ray Harryhausen Presents imprint — as a comic series. The first issue is scheduled for September this year.

1915 France. The Great War rages and a new breed of hero take to the skies. Part bull-terrier, part daredevil, the aces of the Royal Flying Corps’ 5th Squadron are Britain’s elite. It was an era of counter-intelligence, dogfights and drinking songs. But that was before the world changed. That was before the Elementals. When a routine mission goes awry, the 5th Squadron finds itself trapped in an unreal world called The Source. Here giant bat-like creatures dominate the world keeping the Universe, and all of its parallel realities, in a precarious balance. But despite its serene appearance, it is a violent, predatory land. Trapped along with Germany’s greatest flying ace, they all must work together to find a way back home. But the home they left is no longer the world they knew.

Source: Bluewater Productions website

The Elementals comic cover #1

Given Bluewater’s increasing interest in film production, maybe we’ll see a film version of “The Elementals” in due course. Something else to hope for.

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Cleavagefield

Cleavagefield poster

You had to ask, didn’t you?

This is an ad for a new giant monster film that’s just gone into production. No, really! It is! The film’s called Cleavagefield — for reasons no one could possibly guess, though I’m sure it will became clear when we see the movie… Here’s the plot, as described by director Jim Wynorski:

A bunch of hot chicks are having a slumber party for their friend Tiffany, who’s off to Sweden to make a high end Triple X movie. The festivities are in high gear; but then a giant monster inexplicably invades Los Angeles. One girl videos everything as the babes make a run for it through the city. But there are more things to beware of beside the monster. According to some naked hotties seen in an alley way, the monster is covered with moth-mites that drop off its slimy body then attack unwary female victims, chewing off their clothes. It’s a harrowing night for all involved.

Wynorski has fallen from the exploitation heights of Chopping Mall (1986), The Return of the Swamp Thing (1989) and The Haunting of Morella (1990) into a fertile career that combines B-grade monster flicks like The Curse of the Komodo (2004) with soft-porn film parodies like The Bare Wench Project (2000) and The Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2001) — all of them very low budget.

As you can tell, though, Cleavagefield is a serious drama….

Via

PS. I wonder what the monster will look like?

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Ted V. Mikels Rises from the Dead!

Ted V. Mikels was one of those directors who lurked at the edge of my consciousness a few decades ago thanks to the low-rent notoriety of such genre B-flicks as The Astro-Zombies (1968) and The Corpse Grinders (1972). Well, actually those two were it. He’d made other films, but those others weren’t on my radar. Still, AZ and Corpse Grinders were enough to draw him out of total obscurity, even though when I finally saw them they didn’t raise him to the top tier of exploitationers in my mind. Entertaining, yes — and maybe that’s good enough for Ted.

I’d thought that was it for Mr Mikels, however; but it now appears that he’s back with a vengeance. His career since those films has been reasonably invisible (though far from non-existent), but, like many other old-time directors, reviving his “classics” post-Millennium seems have given him new life.

In 2000 he made The Corpse Grinders 2; then in 2002 returned to his skull-headed, machete-wielding space undead with Mark of the Astro-Zombies:

Mark of the Astro-Zombies

Neither set the world on fire, but now he’s raging into production with Astro-Zombies M3: Cloned. On Bmovienews, Ted describes the project this way:

Shooting in June here in Las Vegas. We’re cloning ASTRO ZOMBIES from the left-over remains of the destroyed ASTRO ZOMBIES from MARK OF THE ASTRO ZOMBIES. DeMarco’s niece, Stephanie, working at area 51 with government supervision, is cloning an army of AZ’s to fight the nation’s wars, saving human lives. (Dr. DeMarco was John Carradine in my fist AZ movie.) It’ll be a campy Sci-Fi/Horror movie, fun to make, from a story and script by Cory Udler and myself.

AZ M3: Cloned

But that’s not all. Ted’s most recent film is one that features a gigantic CGI monster demon — and as you know that’s enough to pique my interest.

Demon Haunt poster

Demon Haunt is into post-production and will be released soon.

Here is a conceptual picture of the lead demon:

Demon Haunt demon

And some images from the film:

Demon Haunt pic 2

Demon Haunt pic 3

Demon Haunt pic 4

Which should give you some idea what we’re in for!

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Update: Reptisaurus Poster Art

Reptisaurus poster

Source: BMovieNews

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