He Whose Limbs Shatter Mountains, Part 1

Fin Fang Foom

As comic giant monsters go, Fin Fang Foom is one of the green-blooded aristocrats. Ranging in size somewhere between 32 feet and 100 feet (though he has been known to be reductive enough to sit in a park playing chess with Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four [in Scott Gray and Roger Langridge’s “Fin Fang Four”, Marvel Monsters 2005]), Foom is an alien being from the planet Kakaranathara in the Maklu system of the Greater Magellanic Cloud, who tries to maintain some semblance of his native grandeur despite the fact that his fellow invaders have long since been “domesticated” — adopting human appearance and integrating into human society. Generally speaking, Foom has preferred to rampage, smash buildings and threaten to destroy all human life on Earth — an occupation he refers to as “keeping the faith”.

Fin Fang Foom (whose real name is unpronounceable but translates as “He Whose Limbs Shatter Mountains and Whose Back Scrapes the Sky”) has the appearance of a Chinese dragon and hence is often referred to as such; though since he and his fellows first arrived on Earth in ancient China perhaps it’s fair to say that the classic Chinese dragon was inspired by his appearance in the first place — though this theory remains somewhat controversial.

Unlike most giant monsters, Fin Fang Foom is highly articulate, usually sprouting the sort of self-aggrandising threats that were popular among Marvel villains during the Age of Monsters (and beyond).

Strange Tales Vol. 1 #89

Though he would prefer to go around au natural, he’s generally been forced by the Powers-That-Be to wear less-than-awesome green or purple shorts (size CMLXXX plus-plus). These cause him some embarrassment and having them manufactured means he contributes significantly, against his will, to the wealth of several smaller Asian nations — so it’s best not to mention them at all when talking to him.

FFF pants

Foom was introduced to the world by that doyen of giant monster comicdom, the great Jack Kirby, and first appeared in Marvel’s Strange Tales Vol. 1 #89 (October 1961), where he was unwittingly used to defeat an army of evil, freedom-hating Communist invaders. He has since appeared with many of the Marvel superheroes, including the Fantastic Four, Iron Man, the Incredible Hulk and The Mighty Thor.

Fin Fang Foom and Thor

Since the Golden Age of Kirby, Foom has been drawn by such luminaries as Mike Mignola:

Foom Mignola

Jim Cheung :

Foom Peter David

… and Arthur Adams:

Foom Arthur Adams

Moreover, his image has been immortalised in sculpture:

FFF sculpture 1

FFF sculpture 2

The Backbrain recently stumbled upon Fin Fang Foom (who had adopted one of his more diminutive aspects) at a yum cha restaurant in Sydney’s Chinatown and took the opportunity to ask him about his auspicious career.

This exclusive interview will be posted shortly, once the burns have healed.

For more information on Fin Fang Foom, go here.

Note: all images are copyright © Marvel Comics and the respective artists. Where I have not acknowledged the particular artist it is because I did not know who it was and will gladly add an acknowledgment if someone lets me know.

Read Part 2: the Interview here.

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Is That Spiderwoman?

The Spider poster

Actually it’s a poster for the new film The Spider, directed by Robert Sigl. I have no idea what the movie is about, but it features “archaeology, demon possession, reincarnated emperors”, according to Twitch.

With a poster like that it’s probably not going to end up in your friendly neighbourhood multiplex, but it sure makes me want to see it. With Dante and Gustave Doré involved in the production, it’s got to be a winner.

Dore, Purgatory and Dante

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Friggin’ Huge Giant Robot!

The latest (unofficial?) word on Transformers 2 is that it will feature an enemy from the old cartoons that was formed from not one, not two, but six smaller giant robots: Scrapper, Bonecrusher, Scavenger, Mixmaster, Hook and Long Haul. For the unintitiated (and I’m one) the conglomerate giant is known as Devastator.

IESB.net reported on this the other day, as well as providing a list of new human characters and other Transformational gossip. The site also posted a nice piece of fan art, which /film proceeded to modify by adding a picture of Michael Bay’s Bumblebee from the first movie in order to give an indication of relative size.

Devastator size comparison

This is all fine by me. Whatever others may have thought of it, I had a great time with the first Transformers and hope that Bay can do as good a job with the second.

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New: Evilution

Another zombie apocalypse is underway and it’s an alien infection that’s to blame:

A microscopic alien life form has been discovered and it has the ability to possess the living and resurrect the dead. The US military has tried to communicate with it but that didn’t work so instead they’ve foolishly decided to create a genetically engineered version of the alien to bring back dead soldiers on the battlefield. Unfortunately the alien won’t be controlled, turning soldier against soldier. An idealistic scientist kidnaps the last “pure specimen” of the alien to try and reverse the damage and holes up in a tenement complex to do so. From there it’s all downhill, as the alien gets loose and starts creating a horde of zombies out of the tenants. The scientist and some survivors now have the task of destroying the infected. After all, if cannibalistic dead escape out into the city, then it’s the end for the human race.

Hmmm, where have we heard this story before? Slither meets Shivers meets Resident Evil meets any number of Night of the Living Dead‘s progeny… Plug in your own titles!

Still the trailer looks pretty good and generally speaking it isn’t originality that is driving the zombie hordes…

Evilution (US-2008; dir. Chris Conlee)

The official website is here.

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Interview with a Serpent Maker

Serpent Lake (US-2009, directed by Joel Trujillo)

There is a long-running tradition of lake monsters, both in local legend and on film. Deep, dark waters seem to spark the imagination; stories of monstrous aquatic fauna go way back and have surfaced in every part of the world wherever such lakes occur. The Loch Ness Monster is perhaps the best known of them, but there are stories of many others, not least of all in America. Big Dog Inc., JFT Productions and writer director Joel Trujillo are currently filming Serpent Lake, a film that looks at one such US “legend”.

Kaiju Search-Robot Avery (otherwise known as Avery Battles) asked Joel Trujillo about the project and about himself.

… The beginning of my interest in making films was the summer of 1993. That’s when I produced my first movie. I made my dad dress up like a zombie chasing after my uncle….

… Being an indie filmmaker it’s like being in a band. You’re always trying to find the next gig — not necessarily knowing where you’re going but just doing it. I live for the adventure! ….

… The idea for Serpent Lake came from my honeymoon back in June of 2006. I know what you’re about to say! “Honeymoon? Shouldn’t you have been thinking about ‘other things’ during your honeymoon?”….

Read the full interview (with pictures) here.

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The Untold Godzilla 1994 Story Continues

Todd Tennant, whose graphic novel version of the unused Ted Elliott/Terry Rossio script for the US Godzilla can be viewed on his American Kaiju website, has stumbled upon another piece of the Godzilla 1994 puzzle. He’s been in touch with Jeff Farley, an effects-crew guy. Here’s Jeff’s story:

“A few years later (after failing to get a job on the Godzilla vs. Biollante effects crew in Japan), I was sculpting some bendy figures for the Trendmasters Godzilla line. I was contacted by a friend at Sony Imageworks to sculpt a scannable Godzilla maquette for their bid (and also for a Sony Imageworks cgi test). I was lucky enough to get that job. We only had three days to produce the clay sculpture. It was then packed in dry ice and shipped off to the company that actually made the scan. Even though I never got to see it, I heard that they had The Big G stomping around the MGM Studios. You can view it [the maquette] by going to the sculpture page at my website. Even though it was only the “American” Godzilla, I was very happy to have been involved in some capacity.”

Below are Jeff’s watercolor sketch and sculpt of his ’94 Godzilla:

Jeff Farley Godzilla ‘94 sculpt

Jeff Farley’s G ‘94 design

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Update: Recycled Robots

Resiklo 1

The Resiklo website has been updated, with lots of pictures and heaps of reviews. What is Resiklo, I hear you ask?

Resiklo [aka Re-Cycle] (Philippines-2007; dir. Mark A. Reyes)

It’s a tale of alien invasion and the ragtag human defense that is mounted using giant robots made from recycled material.

Resiklo won Best Picture at the 33rd Metro Manila Film Festival (2007).

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New: Robo Rock

And then there’s rock ‘n’ roll, aliens, cybernetic underpants and a giant robot!

Robo Rokku [aka Robo Rock] (2007; dir. Taikan Suga)

Masaru, a 23-year-old who has a passive attitude toward life in general, professes himself as a “genius odd-job-man” but is screwing up all of the time. He is freeloading off his girlfriend Kiriko, who works as a tattoo artist. One day, he is offered to do a rather eccentric job from an otaku-looking public employee named Nirasawa, who claims that Masaru’s voice is necessary in activating a giant robot named Land Zeppelin. He goes on straight-faced that the Earth is about to be attacked by Saturnians, and the robot is necessary in the fight against them. At first, Masaru ignores this far-fetched story, but one day he is framed in a dangerous job he takes on together with his friend Kou, and is driven into a tight squeeze. What will happen to Masaru? Does this robot Land Zeppelin really exist?

Source: Robo Japan

Official Robo Rock website

Thanks to Kaiju Search-Robot Avery, who can have the credit for drawing my attention to this one!

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New: Big Man Japan

Think you’ve seen it all? Think again!

Dai-Nipponjin [aka Big Man Japan] (Japan-2007; dir. Hitoshi Matsumoto)

Thanks to Todd Tennant for finding that one! (Plus a nod to Kaiju Search-Robot Avery, who sent me the info independently a few minutes after I’d put it up! — “I knew about it last year, but it slipped my mind!”)

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Vehicular Cuteness

Check out this Nissan concept car — an all-directional electrical vehicle complete with cute Japanese robot computer system.

It just not much use for escaping from giant monsters …

Nissan unveiled the electric-powered Pivo 2 concept car in the lead-up to the 40th Tokyo Motor Show (October 26 to November 11).

Designed for urban use, the Pivo 2 features a 360-degree revolving cabin, inherited from the first-generation Pivo, allowing the driver to always face forward while driving, even when parallel parking, and to access the unique front door from any direction. The three-seat car is equipped with safety systems such as Around View Monitor (AVM), Distance Control Assist System (DCAS) and also a Robotic Agent that uses facial monitoring technology to interact with the driver.

From YouTube description.

Love the robot driver’s aid!

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